BTS Texts ! for male readers !

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When they text the wrong number. BTS as a random person ?

J I N

SJ: So I was thinking maybe pink all over and then maybe white as an accent color ?

You: Um, excuse me ?

SJ: Is this not my decorator ?

You: Idk who you are and I'm not a decorator

SJ: omg I'M SO SORRY

You: It's okay chica ^^

SJ: I'm not a girl

You: oh

You: Well let me know how that decorator is

You: I was thinking of redecorating my living room

SJ: Alright, is this your phone number ? 😂

You: Yeah 😂 Text me when they're done

SJ: Alright 😂👌

S U G A

SG: Jimin, I told you to get your ass in here a looonggg time ago

SG: Like my-

You: Wtf I'm not Jimin

You: And I see you didn't get to finish your sentence because I texted

You: Continue

SG: Who tf is this ?

You: m/n

SG: Whoops. I meant to text Jimin

You: Yeah. I can tell

SG: k well gtg. I gotta go call Jimin. He's been a bad boy

You: wooaahhhh kinky

You: Let me get in on that

SG: No wtf

You: I'm always here if your interested

SG: Wtf um okay ?

You: ;)

J - H O P E

JH: hYUNG THERE'S NO MORE COOKIES

JH: I'M GOING TO DIE WITHOUT YOUR COOKIES

JH: PLZ MAKE MORE JIN HYUNG

You: I am not your Jin hyung

JH: Oh

JH: Then who is this ?

You: It's m/n

JH: oh

JH: Well, hi ^^

You: Woah you're super nice

JH: I know :)

You: Lol, what's your name ?

JH: J-Hope :D

You: Thats your actual name ?

JH: No, it's Jung Hoseok

You: Pretty nice

You: Well, I gotta talk to you later Hoseok

You: I gotta do something

JH: Okie :3

N A M J O O N

RM: It's gon' get you in trouble~

RM: HAHA REMEMBER THAT JIN HYUNG

RM: What a big mistake :')

RM: Especially now that we're worldwide famous. People can see that. Omfg what did we do

You: um. We didn't do anything. I'm not Jin

RM: oH UM SORRY

RM: I MUST HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

You: Yup. You must.

RM: I'LL GO NOW I'M SO SUPER SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

You: It's okay

RM: BYE

You: Wait ! What's your name ?

RM: I KNOW HER FACE BUT NOT HER NAME

You: Wtf ?

RM: ITS A REFERENCE TO JUNGKOOK BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HIM

You: Oh uh. Okay.

J I M I N

JM: Yoongi hyung no ! Not again ! I didn't even do anything this time...

You: I don't really wanna know what you're talking about

JM: What ?

You: Wrong number bro

JM: Oh

JM: I'm sorry ^^;

You: It's okay. You should probably go text your Yoongi hyung

You: He's probably annoyed that you haven't texted back yet

JM: You're right. I should probably go do that

You: Yup. I'll see you soon

JM: More like never lmAO BYE

You: r00d

T A E H Y U N G

V: JUNGKOOKIE ! I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM OF US LAST NIGHT

You: I'm not jungkookie, but please, continue

V: Who is this ?

You: It's m/n

You: I think you have the wrong number

V: Oh. I'm sorry.

You: It's okay !

V: You sure ?

You: Yes, of course !

V: Okay. I should be going now. I need to text Jungkook

You: Okay then.

You: Just know

V: Hm ?

You: That I will always love you

V: Isn't that a song ?

You: Idk, is it ? I just said that

V: Oh. Okay. Bye

You: bye

J U N G K O O K

JK: Tae. I would never do that to you. I mean, unless you'd want me to

JK: Do you want me to ?

JK: Is that why you had that dream ?

JK: Because you want me to do that to you ?

JK: Because I gladly will

You: I'm not Tae, I'm m/n

JK: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY TAEHYUNG ?!

You: wtf. I didn't do anything to your Taehyung. You have the wrong number

JK: Oh. WhOOPS

JK: Sorry

You: It's whatever

JK: Okay.

JK: So who are you ? ;)

You: GO TO YOUR TAEHYUNG !

JK: riGht