BTS Texts ! for male readers !

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When they take care of your children. BTS as your husband. (again, either au where there's male pregnancy or you adopted)

N A M J O O N

*on the phone*

RM: Uh, M/n

You: Yes ?

RM: How do you not burn the house down ?

You: NAMJOON WTF

RM: I was making food for Yubin and then idk what happened.

You: SO THERES A FIRE IN THE HOUSE ?!?!

RM: Well, kinda

You: THEN GET YUBIN AND YOURSELF THE FUCK OUT OF THERE AND CALL THE FIREFIGHTERS

RM: Okay

You: FUCKING HELL KIM NAMJOON

RM: Sorry

You: YOU'RE BUYING A NEW HOUSE

RM: okay ㅠㅠ

J I M I N 

Seonha: APPA APPA ! LET'S PLAY !!

JM: Shhhh, you'll wake the baby. And I can't right now.

Seonha: *frowns*

Seonha: Daddy doesn't love me anymore *starts crying*

JM: Oh no, my baby *picks her up*

JM: I still love you sweetie. It's just that there's a new baby in the house and we can't do some of the things we would normally do.

Seonha: I think you love Jiyoon more *sniffles*

JM: Aww, don't say that. I love both of you. You're both my little mochis

Seonha: Okay *giggles*

JM: Now, are you hungry ? Do you want me to make you something to eat ?

Seonha: Yes please !

J - H O P E

JH: Haein !

Haein: Yes ?

JH: Did you write this ? *points to a paper on the counter*

Haein: *Walks over to the counter to look at that paper*

Haein: That's not my writing

JH: Yeah, okay. Like your father is going to write "Sope is real. J-Dope loves Sugar"?

Haein: *Stares at Hoseok*

JH: I take that back that is totally something that he would say

Haein: Exactly, don't accuse me of things I didn't do

JH: Sorry ^^;

J U N G K O O K

JK: Jungmin, do you happen to have a girlfriend ?

Jungmin: No, why ?

JK: You don't have to lie

Jungmin: I'm not lying

JK: I SAW YOU WITH YOONGI'S DAUGHTER THE OTHER DAY

Jungmin: What day ?

JK: THE OTHER DAY WHEN I PICKED YOU UP FROM SCHOOL !

Jungmin: Oh, that day

JK: So are you with her

Jungmin: Yeah

JK: Cool, just treat her right. Trust me, you don't want to get on Yoongi's bad side

Jungmin: Yes, I know

JK: Okay, you two have fun ^^

Jungmin: Uh, okay ? Whatever you say appa

J I N

SJ: Junseok ! Yujin ! Lunch time !

Yujin: YAY FOOD

Junseok: You're just like eomma 😂

Yujin: Maybe I wanna be like eomma (¬_¬)

SJ: How cute ^^ I love you Yujin~

Yujin: I love you too appa ^^

Junseok: ...

Junseok: K

SJ: I love you too Junseok 😂

Junseok: I'm sure you love my sister more though

Yujin: Lies ! He loves both of us !

SJ: Yujin's right Junseok. I love both of you

Yujin: More than appa ?

Junseok: More than food ?

SH: Hey hey hey, let's not go tooooo far okay ?

Yujin: I'm upset now

SJ: I love you guys more than appa, but maybe not more than food

Junseok: I'm telling appa when he gets home

SJ: jUNSEOK !!!

S U G A

*Sounds of a piano fills the house*

Dayoon: Appa

SG: Yes ?

Dayoon: I wanna learn an instrument too

SG: Which instrument ?

Dayoon: I'm not sure

SG: Wait, does this mean you don't want to rap anymore

Dayoon: ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?! I LOVE RAPPING ! I WOULD NEVER WANT TO QUIT !

*suddenly, the music stops*

*door flies open*

Hwimin: PLAYING PIANO IS TOO HARD I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE

SG: Then don't

Hwimin: ...

Hwimin: ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME ?!

SG: No

Hwimin: I'LL SHOW YOU THAT I CAN DO BETTER

Hwimin: *Goes back*

*Piano music can be heard playing at a fast tempo*

SG: Hey Dayoon

Dayoon: Yes ?

SG: I know you're with Jungmin

Dayoon: *Blushes*

SG: You're dead

T A E H Y U N G

Taeha: Eomma, I'm not sure how many times I have to tell you, but I don't want plushies

V: :(

Minhyung: Yeah, me neither

V: :((

V: FINE ! GIVE THEM TO ME ! I'LL GLADLY TAKE THEM !

Taeha: Didn't appa get mad at you for having too many plushies on you guys' bed ?

V: APPA HAS TO DEAL WITH IT. HE DECIDED TO SAY YES WHEN I ASKED HIM TO MARRY ME

Kids: *both laughing*

V: Anyways

V: You boys wanna go out for ice cream ? ^^

Minhyung: Sure