When you get drunk and text them. BTS as your boyfriend.
T A E H Y U N G
You: omfG WHO IS YOU ?
V: Um, Taehyung ? (ღ˘◡˘ღ)
You: kan wee dat ????
V: What ?
You: u now wat I meen
V: I actually don't :( m/n, TaeTae is confused (づ>‸<)づ
You: u cute
V: I know (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
You: daat meh
V: m/n, I'm your boyfriend
You: REOLLY ??
V: Yes, are you drunk ??
You: y wuld u tjink thar?
V: Because of the way you're texting
You: ... U riht
V: That's not good for you jagi ! >-<
You: ten pic ne up
V: okay
S U G A
You: U no I luv u rite
SG: You know I don't love you right ?
You: :(
SG: :)
You: y r u so meen too me ?
SG: ...
SG: Because I love you
You: aaAaAAaaWwWWWwwW yioonke
SG: -_-
SG: where are you ?
You: Y
SG: because you're drunk
You: ... Fijd ne
SG: Damnit
J I N
You: princess ~
SJ: Um, aren't you my PRINCE (or princess whatever you like ^^) ?
You: nUp, ure mai pinkeu primcess
SJ: wow okay 😂
You: I luv u
SJ: Say what you want, say what you want
You: ? :(
SJ: Boy In Luv, duh
You: ma bad
SJ: Are you drunk though ?
You: nu hyubg >-<
SJ: Yes you are, where are you ?
You: .. At home
SJ: I don't think you are. I'm going to find you
You: ABRT MISHON
J - H O P E
You: Jay hooooooooooopppppeeeee
JH: Jagiya ?
You: wat
JH: What're you doing ? ^^
You: ... Litsenig too muzscif
JH: LIES ! You're drinking aren't you ?
You: .. no
JH: Where are you ? Are you safe ? Do you need me ? Do I have to go pick you up ? Are you okay ?
You: M at yor dor lol
JH: Really ?!
You: Ye
JH: BE RIGHT THERE
N A M J O O N
You: lol gess wat
RM: What
You: Im drunk LOL
RM: m/n that's not funny
You: ya it's LOL
RM: Where are you ?
You: drinking lol
RM: I'll just go find you
You: wat a gud bf wtf I lobe u joone
RM: I lobe you too m/n
J U N G K O O K
You: yo cookie
JK: uh, yeah ?
You: u hawt lol
JK: I know (¬ᴗ¬)
You: at lest u now
JK: wait are you drunk
You: mabe
JK: Why didn't you tell me you were going out ! I WANNA DRINK TOO
You: am at home
JK: I'm going over
J I M I N
You: mochi ya~
JM: What ?
You: my mochi don't luve me ヘ(;'Д`ヘ)
JM: what JAGIYA
You: :)
You: I love u
JM: Was that it ?
You: Ya
JM: You drunk ?
You: Na
JM: Yes you are
You: how u now ?!
JM: You're my boyfriend. I can tell
You: :) love u
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BTS Texts ! for male readers !
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