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BTS as your parents pt3

To: Eomma and Appa

V M I N

You: Eomma !

Eomma: Yes sweetie ? ^^

You: Guess what ✧o✧ 

Eomma: What ?!

You: Appa bought me the best thing ever !

Eomma: (⊙_⊙)

Eomma: Jimin what'd you buy him ? -_-

Appa: Nothing too fancy ^^;

Eomma: m/n, what'd he buy you ?

You: a CAR

Eomma: yOU BOUGHT HIM A CAR JIMIN ?!?!?!

Appa: Maybe ^^;

Eomma: But now he can just leave us whenever he wants .・゜゜・(/。\)・゜゜・.

You: But I can get food whenever now :D

Eomma: I want food ! ヾ(OoO)ノ

You: Then let's go ! I'll take you guys in my new car !

Appa: See ? It's useful :)

You: You're paying appa :)

Appa: Crap :)

T A E G I

You: I stg

Appa: What

You: Don't "what" me !

Eomma: Calm down m/n >~<

You: nO

Appa: What's wrong with you (¬_¬)

You: SOMEBODY ATE MY PINK FROSTED CUPCAKE WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES AND I HAVE A FEELING IT WAS APPA BUT THEN AGAIN IT COULD'VE BEEN EOMMA

Appa: Really ? This is what you're upset about ? Take my card and buy more

Eomma: Why is this such a big deal for you ?

You: bECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND MADE THAT FOR ME

Appa: Oh shit, yerim bakes ?

You: NO BUT SHE MADE THOSE FOR ME, THAT'S WHY I'M SO PISSED

You: SO WHICH ONE OF YOU ATE THE FRICKEN CUPCAKE

Eomma: Yoongi !

Appa: Taehyung !

You: REALLY ?!

Appa: It was Taehyung's idea :)

You: WHAT WAS EOMMA'S IDEA ?!

Eomma: I stg Yoongi

Appa: Eomma cut the cupcake in half and we shared it

You: SO BOTH OF YOU ATE IT ?!

Appa: Oh wait. Shit.

Eomma: Haha, you're in trouble with me Yoongi

Appa: Shut up Taehyung

You: YOU GUYS ARE SO RUDE. EATING OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD WITHOUT PERMISSION. I EVEN SAID IT WAS MINE

Eomma: Sorry m/n 。・゚゚・(>Д<)・゚゚・。

Appa: ye, sorry m/n

You: It's fine -_-

You: I guess I'll just ask her to make me more 😪

Appa: Tell her to make me some too :)

Eomma: Yeah, me too !

You: No -_-

Appa: I'll buy you another chain

Eomma: And I'll buy you more Gucci

You: dEAL

J I N K O O K

You: I'm staarrvviiinnnggggg

You: No one ever feeds me in this house !

Eomma: What are you talking about ?! You just ate like 30 minutes ago !

You: Really ? It feels like it was hours ago

Appa: he gets it from you Jin -_-

Eomma: HES JUST LIKE ME ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و

You: Anyways, I'm hungry

Eomma: I'll start dinner then ^^

Appa: Let's go distract eomma m/n

You: OKAY !

Eomma: Why do you guys do this to me ? ㅠㅠ

Appa: Because it's fun 😂

Eomma: T^T

You: Fineeeee. Appa, let's just watch tv or something -_-

Appa: Okay

Eomma: You're such a good son :')

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