BTS as your parents pt3
To: Eomma and Appa
V M I N
You: Eomma !
Eomma: Yes sweetie ? ^^
You: Guess what ✧o✧
Eomma: What ?!
You: Appa bought me the best thing ever !
Eomma: (⊙_⊙)
Eomma: Jimin what'd you buy him ? -_-
Appa: Nothing too fancy ^^;
Eomma: m/n, what'd he buy you ?
You: a CAR
Eomma: yOU BOUGHT HIM A CAR JIMIN ?!?!?!
Appa: Maybe ^^;
Eomma: But now he can just leave us whenever he wants .・゜゜・(/。\)・゜゜・.
You: But I can get food whenever now :D
Eomma: I want food ! ヾ(OoO)ノ
You: Then let's go ! I'll take you guys in my new car !
Appa: See ? It's useful :)
You: You're paying appa :)
Appa: Crap :)
T A E G I
You: I stg
Appa: What
You: Don't "what" me !
Eomma: Calm down m/n >~<
You: nO
Appa: What's wrong with you (¬_¬)
You: SOMEBODY ATE MY PINK FROSTED CUPCAKE WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES AND I HAVE A FEELING IT WAS APPA BUT THEN AGAIN IT COULD'VE BEEN EOMMA
Appa: Really ? This is what you're upset about ? Take my card and buy more
Eomma: Why is this such a big deal for you ?
You: bECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND MADE THAT FOR ME
Appa: Oh shit, yerim bakes ?
You: NO BUT SHE MADE THOSE FOR ME, THAT'S WHY I'M SO PISSED
You: SO WHICH ONE OF YOU ATE THE FRICKEN CUPCAKE
Eomma: Yoongi !
Appa: Taehyung !
You: REALLY ?!
Appa: It was Taehyung's idea :)
You: WHAT WAS EOMMA'S IDEA ?!
Eomma: I stg Yoongi
Appa: Eomma cut the cupcake in half and we shared it
You: SO BOTH OF YOU ATE IT ?!
Appa: Oh wait. Shit.
Eomma: Haha, you're in trouble with me Yoongi
Appa: Shut up Taehyung
You: YOU GUYS ARE SO RUDE. EATING OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD WITHOUT PERMISSION. I EVEN SAID IT WAS MINE
Eomma: Sorry m/n 。・゚゚・(>Д<)・゚゚・。
Appa: ye, sorry m/n
You: It's fine -_-
You: I guess I'll just ask her to make me more 😪
Appa: Tell her to make me some too :)
Eomma: Yeah, me too !
You: No -_-
Appa: I'll buy you another chain
Eomma: And I'll buy you more Gucci
You: dEAL
J I N K O O K
You: I'm staarrvviiinnnggggg
You: No one ever feeds me in this house !
Eomma: What are you talking about ?! You just ate like 30 minutes ago !
You: Really ? It feels like it was hours ago
Appa: he gets it from you Jin -_-
Eomma: HES JUST LIKE ME ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و
You: Anyways, I'm hungry
Eomma: I'll start dinner then ^^
Appa: Let's go distract eomma m/n
You: OKAY !
Eomma: Why do you guys do this to me ? ㅠㅠ
Appa: Because it's fun 😂
Eomma: T^T
You: Fineeeee. Appa, let's just watch tv or something -_-
Appa: Okay
Eomma: You're such a good son :')
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