After a day of painful, painful waiting, I've finally been able to binge watch season five of Voltron
I'd love to get started but here's a very necessary disclaimer: this whole thing is a huge spoiler and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna swear considerably so rip whatever remnants of a g rating this book could have had
This is 90% unedited because it's just ten thousand years worth of opinions, take that theoretical physics
Oh, and for all you most of my readers who don't watch Voltron
. . .
I am so sorry
HOLY
FUCKING
QUIZNAKING
SHIIIIIT
LET'S GO I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH CATEGORY TO BEGIN ON
A weapon primarily used in medieval times wi – WHY AM I TRYING TO BE WITTY LANCE LANCE LANCE LANCEL ANCE LANCELANCELANCE LANCEY LANCE THE SHARPSHOOTER THE TAILER THE BEST BOY THE MAN HIMSELF
I screamed quite a lot during this season, mostly incoherently but with quite a few actual words
One memorable phrase was "tHE LANCE STANS ARE GONNA BE SO EXCITED HOLY SHIT"
Because our boy, our man,, he got screentime. He got recognition
He may be the only one who knows what's up with Shiro and that is really fucking insane but believe me when I say I'll get to that
I was ecstatic at the sheer amount of scenes that he got. There was such a good mix of that silly cockiness that we love and some real leadership?? The war has changed him, but not too much, which is amazing and guess what it's also development fans go crazy
Those scenes with the sentry!!! And Garisson trio!!!!! Were exactly what I've always needed in my life!!!!!!!!!!!
There were, however, some unsurprising scenes that show that while I'm not often right in my predictions, it can be pretty unfortunate when I nail one. I didn't get this one completely, however, and it was . . . wow
Enjoyable Lanllura? Guess there's a first time for everything
I make no secret of my general distaste for Lanllura. Yes, I love Klance and Shallura, but I just never liked it regardless. Still,, um,,,
Lesser of two evils?
Cause I can't tell if Lotor and Allura are making bedroom eyes or sibling eyes, and this has practically turned into a love triangle
This isn't the first time Lance got jealous of someone being close to Allura or just showing interest (that scene where Matt acts like a total weeb hmmmmm) and like that scene, I actually enjoyed it
Because I love those stupid "jealous because of a crush" plots man, even when they're a ship I don't necessarily love I just can't help it. All those scenes where Lotor and Allura duck out to act totally oblivious about the Haggar-Honerva thing (yep I'm touching on this for sure) are genuinely funny to me
Still . . .
We get it, you've given up on Klance
These ships are starting to feel a little weeeeeird?
