51. A push up bra is like a bag of chips... you open it and half of it is empty
52. Rose's are red
Violets are blue
Vodka cost less than a dinner for two
53. A woman is help less when her nail polish is drying
54. Bacon is duck tape for the kitchen
55. I don't need anger management I just need people to stop pissing me off
56. NO, I did not lose my mind I got it scared and it ran away
57. Trying to understand some people is like picking up a piece of shit by the clean side
58. When I don't make scene to them I date them
59. When they discover the universe, a lot of people are going to be very disappointed there no it
60. I really want to go to sleep but my brain keeps thinking about its self!!!
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Laughter Is The Best Medicine
FanfictionLaughing is the key to any recovery. This book is a mixture of funny and meaningful quotes. I hope you all enjoy this book, be sure to laugh and tell your friends about it.
