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31. People say that you can’t live without love.......

I think Oxygen is more important...

32. Good friends are like stars... You don't always see them... But you always know there!

33. A boss is like a dipper.... there always on your ass... and usually full of ____!!!

34.  Good friends don't let you do stupid things... Alone

35.  SUNGLASSES: Allow you to look at people without being caught

It’s like Face Book in real life!!!

36. If money grew on tree... Girls would have no problem dating monkeys!!

37. Marriage is a realisation ship where one is always rite and the other is the Husband

38. Befriend stupid people & Feel smart all the time

39. NOTE FROM MOM:

“I spent 1.5 hours working to clean this kitchen.... if you mess it up

I will cut you     <3 MOM

40. I am not upset that it’s Monday... I am just upset that I half to wear pants.

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