400. Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
401. Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
402. Mephobia- Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everyone dies.
403. "Dammit i'm mad" is "Dammit I'm mad" spelled backwards.
404. i use to wonder what it'd be like to read other peoples's minds. Then I got a Facebook account and now I'm over it.
405. Instead of thinking about what you're missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing.
406. You're not a slut?
So are you... like... a volunteer prostitute?
407. No matter how old, or how bad ass you think you are. When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it.
408. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture.
409. Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.
410. Why do people say "Grow some balls"?
Balls are week and sensitive! if you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina!
Those things can take a pounding!"- Betty White
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Laughter Is The Best Medicine
FanfictionLaughing is the key to any recovery. This book is a mixture of funny and meaningful quotes. I hope you all enjoy this book, be sure to laugh and tell your friends about it.
