131. The Awarded moment when you find out that your boyfriend is gay
132. A boy says to his girl 'I'm gay' and she says 'well then I'm getting a sex change.
133. I asked her do you love me and she just said "OH look puppies!"
134. You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when at the end of the night; you have a bag full of restraining orders.
135. Waitress: Would you like a table? Me: No I will just eat on the floor
136. I'm Not random you just can't think as fast as me!
137. Dear Math, I'm a teenager... NOT a therapist I can't solve all of your PROBLEMS!!!
138. That one person in your class that you really want to smack in the face with a brick
139. To My Haters: Have you noticed how Awesome ends with 'ME' and Ugly Starts with 'U'
140. I'm the tip of person that can watch hundreds of horror movies & not get scared but would scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster.
141. Dear Student, I know that you were texting in class. Seriously, non one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
142. Some people deserve to be hi-fived... in the face... with a chair...
143. I just smile because I have no idea what's going on
144. "But mom what if I get KIDNAPPED?"
MOM "Trust me they would bring you back
145. There's no such thing as "popular people' There are just wannabes that are insecure..... Everyone is EQUAL!!!
146. HATE ME?
Go sit with the rest of the haters waiting for me to CARE!
147. That awkward moment when someone says, "You two should date!" and you are thinking "BITCH! I'm working on it!!!!"
148. Dear crush; don’t be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve.
Sincerely, you were on my wish list.
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Laughter Is The Best Medicine
FanfictionLaughing is the key to any recovery. This book is a mixture of funny and meaningful quotes. I hope you all enjoy this book, be sure to laugh and tell your friends about it.
