21. If you can’t live without me then why aren't you dead yet??
22. I found a way to get more money.... WORK!!!!!
23. Death is a once in a life time experience
24. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong
25. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it
26. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up
27. I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives
28. I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once
29. Three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere: ‘Hold my purse'
30. The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
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Laughter Is The Best Medicine
FanficLaughing is the key to any recovery. This book is a mixture of funny and meaningful quotes. I hope you all enjoy this book, be sure to laugh and tell your friends about it.
