Laughter Is The Best Medicine

171-186

171. It's too bad you will never know my password

don’t be stupid of coerce it's not 1234

172. If you want the RAINBOW you have to get through the RAIN 

173. God bless the broken road that led me straight to you

174. I miss my country boy

he was so sweet and

perfect in every way.

He walked me to class and

hugged me all the time.

I loved when we held hands

and the way he kissed me. He

could always make me smile :)

175. -Okay dude I wasn't that drunk.

-Dude you took off your sock and gave it to a midget and said 

'here Dobby you’re free"

176. Throw fridges at people who need to CHILL OUT!

177. Nothing personal, But.... I sort of, kind of, might possibly

LOVE YOU

178. There's a DARKNESS upon me that's flooded in Light

179. If you’re not God or Jason Aldean.....

Take your boots off

180. I will do everything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up

181. Don’t forget you are what you eat

Then I need to eat a skinny person

182.

8 planets,

204 countries,

809 islands,

7 seas,

6,000,000,000+ people,

AND I'M SINGLE!!!

183. Why do we need school?

Music:

we have youtube for that

Sports: 

there's a wii

Spanish:

there's Dora

English:

everything is shortened anyway

Math:

That's why we have calculators

Geography:

I'll buy a globe

History:

 They're all dead anyway

184. Why do we feel safer under the covers?

It’s not like a murderer will come thinking

"I’m gonna ki... ahh damn! She's under a blanket"

185. 2+2= fish

3+3= eight

7+7= triangle

only smart people will get this.

186. Harry Potter Fans:

"I want to go to Hogwarts!"

Percy Jackson Fans:

"I want got to Camp Halfblood!"

Narnia Fans:

"I want go to Narnia!"

Hunger Games Fans:

"I’m ok"