I felt the rain on my plastic. I stormed out of the KFC, enraged at myself for even thinking about talking to a sock. Sure, she was pretty, but I knew as well as she did that it was forbidden and we had broken the one and only law of The Laundry Machine. She started to follow me out, tears streaming down her face. Clothing and Cleaner cannot be in love.
I kept walking, even after she yelled to me, "I'm sorry! We can make this work. Please!" I remembered the seventeen minutes we had spent together. They had been blissful, and if it were legal, I would have spent my entire life with that one sock, Sock. Speak of the devil, Sock ran up beside me and put her hand on my handle. "Clorox, please," She whispered, the tears in her eyes threatening to flow. I shook my head. "You know as well as I do that it is illegal for us to be in love."
"I don't care. I love you, and I will do anything to be with you. I love you," She said, her voice cracking and a single tear sliding down her face. I took her hands in mine and looked into her eyes yet again, licking the KFC grease off of my "lips". "I love you too," I said, kissing her gently on her cheek. "We will file a lawsuit to make our love legal. We will get married and have bootyful children."
Sock smiled that beautiful smile. "Y-you really think so?" I smiled back at her and gave her a hug. "I know so!" I felt her shaking in my arms. I held her hand and led her to the Outside, where I lived.
My love.
A/N
Sorry the chapters are so short. We're trying, guys!
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Ode of Laundry Machine **
RomanceCOMPLETED*** A sock and a well known bottle of clorox fall deeply in love at the local KFC and eventually get married and have "beautiful" bebes. NOTE::: this is not a joke. it is a real experience that i experienced.
