Mom and Dad are dead. It was all I could think of. I walked to the closest KFC to drown out my emotions with a bucket of chicken. Then I saw him. He walked casually through the door. He glanced at me, then walked to the ordering stand. My heart fluttered. I have never seen such a beautiful creature in all my life! He ordered a big crunch and sauntered over to my booth. I stopped eating and stared at him in all his beauty. I must have zoned out because the next thing I knew, he was sitting right beside me, eating his Crunch. SO BEAUTIFUL, I thought, looking him up and down. This man was Tide, a well-known tub of detergent that lived just outside the Laundry Machine.
He looked up from his sandwich, staring into my the depths of my soul. "The name's Tide," he said smoothly, "And you?"
// HUGE thanks to @OnyxHeart1 for writing most of this book and helping with, well, most the books on my user (Staff - didn't give away my pass, just she wrote on notepad and I copy-pasted ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) honestly this book started out as an inside joke and we made it a reality and it makes me so sad that its over. Rest in peace Sock and Clorox <3 //
// you should go follow her she's pretty cool//
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Ode of Laundry Machine **
RomanceCOMPLETED*** A sock and a well known bottle of clorox fall deeply in love at the local KFC and eventually get married and have "beautiful" bebes. NOTE::: this is not a joke. it is a real experience that i experienced.
