Going to a new town new school what could go wrong oh yeah wait getting pregnant in my new school in a new town by a popular bad boy that could go wrong help it happened. I tried not getting pregnant at a young age like my mom and after one party af...
Shane: (driving fast to a fast food joint) Jug head: hey buddy Shane: (not facing him) oh hey Jug head: why you here so late at night you and your dad have another fight Shane: I moved out Jug head: what why Shane: (turns around) Jug head: oh my god Shane: I'm staying with Selena Jug head: Selena? Shane: We made up Jug head: Greta buddy but did you talk to her about coming Shane: yeah but she doesn't know that I'm coming now Jug head: call her Shane: she's asleep I don't want to wake her up Jug head: call her or text because her family will freak if a door or window opens a guy comes in sleeps on the couch in the dark it'll go wrong remember her grandma Shane: her grandma no offense acts shes in a telenovela Jug head: how do you know that Shane: Mitchonne watches them Jug head: Oh Shane: I have to go I'm tired Jug head: see ya buddy be careful good luck Shane: thanks (walks out) At the house Shane: (uses his key to get in and goes on the couch laying down sleeping) Lydia: (yawns and walking around) Uh oh Lydia: (puts on her glasses to see someone on the couch and gasps) Shane: (sleeping) Lydia: (grabs a bat touching him with it and about to hit him and screams) Shane: (wakes up and screams) Lydia: (hits Shane in the back breaking the bat and kicks his balls) Shane: ow! Everyone comes out Jennifer: mom what happen Penny: what was that screaming (turns on the lights) Selena's outfit
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Selena: (yawns) what's going on Shane? Penny: mom what did you do Lydia: I didn't know he was here I hit his back and his (points at Selena) that thing a that got Selena pregnant Selena: grandma! (Walks to Shane sitting on the couch) his face why did you hurt his face Lydia: I didn't Jennifer: mom Lydia: I didn't do it I hit his man hood and his back Penny: what happen to your face Shane: (sits on the couch) my dad happened Selena: what
