Church problems pt.1

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The next day
Selena's outfit

At the tableJennifer: so Shane your first week tomorrow is Sunday Lydia: you know how were religious we are with dinner well you haven't showed upSelena: oh my godShane: OK?Penny: mamiJennifer: well every Sunday we go to church Lydia: yes we do yo...

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At the table
Jennifer: so Shane your first week tomorrow is Sunday
Lydia: you know how were religious we are with dinner well you haven't showed up
Selena: oh my god
Shane: OK?
Penny: mami
Jennifer: well every Sunday we go to church
Lydia: yes we do your coming
Shane: I never walked into a church in my life
Lydia: (gasps) tomorrow is the day
Selena: maybe we should ditch it grandma
Lydia: (gasps) how dare you you two need it more than anyone here your going to hell for being an un wed couple with a baby on the way if you don't
Penny: we've gone to the same church for 25 years
Jennifer: yeah and the church knows us as the teen single parent club
Penny: I was 19 and married mom was 20 and married
Lele: still teen and I haven't had since I was one single mom grandma is single grandpa died
Lydia: I miss Alberto
Lele: Jennifer just got knocked up by her
Penny: (gasps) hot sexy spicy boyfriend
Jennifer: haha still teen single parent club
Lele: see I'm smart to not get pregnant at a young age in my thirties or mid to late twenties
Lydia: good mi amor now you missy
Selena: nobody wants to see me I mean my bump is already growing people can notice I'm pregnant
Scott: popcorn get it
Lele: on it
Lydia: well maybe you and Shane should get married
Shane: (drinking his soda and hears married spitting out his soda)
Lydia: your already having a baby had sex made out a lot boom married and no sins at church
Shane: (still drinking the spits it out again hearing the sentence)
Penny: mom your scaring the boy
Shane: marriage!?
Selena: We're 16 we can't get married
Lydia: church is important
Penny: we can skip a few Sunday's I mean we have crosses everywhere, pope pics, god pictures
Selena: see
Penny: mom Shane is new he's not religious
Lydia: we'll make him religious
Penny: oh yeah Shane do the father the son the Holy Spirit
Shane: the what oh wait uh head right shoulder left shoulder middle
Penny: see he doesn't know and mami Shane and Selena need to work on things for the baby he has a good job he has to work Selena needs extra bucks they want to do there own thing too there kids for now until they have a kid of their own that they need to take care of
Lydia: I have to put my foot down Sunday's we go to church sometimes Applebee's
Selena: well grandma I'm putting my foot down and saying we have to do our own thing you guys can go
Shane: Is this ending bad
Jennifer: maybe
Lele: popcorn
Shane: yeah
Lydia: I'm putting both of my feet down you two are going that's the end of it!
Selena: grandma I'm almost a mom soon I can make my own decisions
Lele: I agree with Selena
Penny: yeah I mean you don't believe in half of that stuff
Lydia: I believe everything
Lele: grandma
Lydia: all I know is that a good catholic goes to church every Sunday does not skip church both of you going
Selena: no grandma I have a job he has to work too
Shane: that's true I have to work
Lydia: till when
Shane: 7 to 11
Lydia: than show up then
Penny: this Sunday no church he has to work less days less money less food in the bottle for the baby
Lydia: you are not raising your voice
Selena: grandma I'm a mom soon I decide what I do and my kid too
Lydia: she is your mother and she decides what you decide and I am her mother and I decide what she decides what you decide
Shane: huh?
Scott: welcome to the family
Shane: I feel like I'm in home
Lele: (chuckles)
Shane: (eating popcorn)
Selena: everyone out! Shane you do whatever
They leave while Shane still watches
Selena: grandma I love you but I'm not a kid not ever since I got knocked up your naming decisions that i should be making like my maternity clothes and desert
Lydia: oh really
Selena: we have to watch sugar though specially for a new born grandpa had diabetes
Lydia: so I killed your abuelo
Shane: what!
Selena: what no!
Lydia: I cook clean even Shane your boyfriend who has not be nice to you before he moved in when I have an option like my grandchild's things you want me to shut up
Selena: yes thanks for understanding
Lydia: no! So I'm a servant liked Cinderella no cinderbuela no more! If you don't like it I won't do it
Selena: ugh! (Storms to her room)
Shane: (follows Selena)

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