MOBILE LEGENDS: Gay Land

Author's Shit #1

I really need to be able to let out some steam. When it comes to personal problems I don't think I should be talking about, I usually watch crack videos or play ML. Because crying is a bit difficult when your trying to muffle your sobs with your little sisters next to you sleeping.

BUT THERE'S NO PLACE FOR MY PROBLEMS WITH ML, SO THESE UPDATES SHALL HOLD THEM, for now.

This will be updated once a week hopefully...??? I dunno, I'd need interesting matches...or be really frickin' salty, GOOD THING I'M LIKE SALTY 24/7.

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#1

This just looks veryyyy niceee...I think as you go up in ranks you see this more...butttt it was in classic and it wasn't like a squad battle and nobody knew each other or anything.

But I'm really low ranked and I don't usually see stuff like this, so it looks cool to me and I think it's cool so...DON'T JUDGE MEEE.

P.S. We frickin' lost.

#2

These matches are always fun, it was 30 minutes, but 10 minutes we legit had 0 turrets left and were just defending, we whipped them out, but couldn't push because there was a bunch of minions at the base...

But I'm always salty when I lose and think I was doing fairly decently...they were frickin' idiots...

But this wasn't Ranked...so I guess it's sorta fine...

#3

I was and still am on a losing streak...there were more losses, but there's only so much that'll be shown in your history.

My lower scores are usually when we conceded defeat, but that one match where I died 5 times as Kagura was all because of Johnson, I hate that frickin' car.

He'd legit always ram into me with Cyclops riding too. I'd get stunned and then Cyclops would legit release all of his frickin' specials and I hated it so much.

And my team would be like, "kag dont fight tank". LIKE I'M NOT FRICKIN' FIGHTING THE TANK, I'M GETTING RUN OVER BY THE TANK.

I wasn't even able to jungle in one of the matches, my teammates were frickin' questioning why I was trying to jungle...

I'm also pretty salty about that Angela match...I FRICKIN' GOT A TRIPLE KILL IN THAT ROUND AND IT LOOKED LIKE WE COULD'VE WON.

But then it was spiraling downwards once their Akai finally decided to invest in defense and function like an actual tank, there Nana decided to actually act like a marksman, and their Moskov and Layla just went ham. Layla invested in a bunch of crit chance and it hurt like the frickin' dickens.

Jesus, do you feel how salty I am yet??? And how stupid my teammates always are...

And yes, I am only in Grandmaster V, I really hate playing Ranked...and I suck 99.999% of the time.

#4

On the bright side, third game I play today I win! Lucky number 3~~~.

They were very suckkyyy and I'm glad it was in Ranked this time for that match, because it gave me a star~. It also made me feel better.

#5

And another Ranked game that made me feel powerful as FRICK! TWO IN A ROW!

I could've gotten a maniac, but Akai stole my kill...

BUT THIS MATCH WAS AMAZINGGGG.

There's multiple reasons why:

1. I never died AND GOT 16 KILLS

2. 51% of the hero damage...COME ON THAT'S NAISU, righteu???

3. I looked great and I made everyone fall to their knees! Haha, Cherry Witch is majestic~~~.

4. I made the Roger salty. I understand he's my teammate but...it was sorta funny and I couldn't help it. But I stole his kill once and he was salty as frick. He died in a 1v3 as I lagged, so when I stopped lagging I just jumped in and I killed all three of them. I technically didn't steal those kills because 2/3 weren't even near death.

5. It was amazing because it was actually a 3v5 match. Zhask and Bruno were AFK and we still dominated the enemy team. I find it amazing~.

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I'm probably going to make these updates like 5 random moments of complaints each update. Because there's only so much of my saltiness people can stand before getting annoyed and bored.

This is a bit longer than I want these updates to be, because it's the first...so next time this'll be shorter!