TheLateNite BOY YOU BETTER PRAISE ME FOR THIS BECAUSE I'M LAZY AS FRICK AND I STILL GOT MORE CRACK SHIPS TO MAKE XD
But then again I have no ideas for those and for this I just instantly did...xD
Either way, PRAISE MY LAZY ASS Dx
This isn't even long, pff, I can't go against my CyLey religion it's difficult xD
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Third Person's POV
Zhask stares are the Nightmaric Spawn he just put up, after checking its stats, he summons it into a nearby bush.
But the moment the spawn was put into the bush there was a sudden yelp, "O-OW!" Zhask walks over to the bush slowly and reaches in (Zhask is like twice the size of a bush, WE'RE GETTIN' REALISTIC HERE) he feels around and puts in his other hand to take out what might've been in the bush.
Zhask picks up a purple, one-eyed...marshmallow...? "Uhhh, can you put me down...?"
"...cute..." Zhask randomly spoke out and the purple marshmallow screeched a bit.
"E-excuse me?!??!"
"What are you anyways???" Zhask ignores all of the purple marshmallow's remarks.
"I'm a CYCLOPS."
"You're pretty tiny for a cyclops..." Zhask squishes the tiny cyclops, who yells in response to being squished like a toy, "haha, you're squishy too." The squishy cyclops glares at Zhask furiously with his one eye.
"Just so you know, where I'm from I AM a giant."
"Pfff, how tiny is the average person where you're from??? Jesus."
"Ugh, just put me down, whatever you are." Zhask puts the squishy cyclops down, only for it to then notice the height difference and how difficult it'd be to talk now.
Stubbornly the cyclops stays on the ground and tries looking up at Zhask to speak normally, "What's you're name anyways?" The cyclops asks and Zhask picks him back up.
"You can't talk to me from that height, anyways, my name is Zhask. May I have your name?"
"Polite, okay, my name is Cyclops."
"Pff, you must've had creative parents."
"Ahgh, shut up. Like Zhask was a good name, were your parents drunk when they named you?"
"Actually yeah! How'd you know???" (If anyone knows what game I'm referencing with this scene, YOU'RE A GOD XD)
"W-wait, seriously???"
"Yeah!"
"..."
"..."
Intense staring between the one with a name created only when you're drunk and the one who's got some lazy- creative parents.
"Okay, just let me go now." Cyclops started to struggle (It's ineffective!) to get down and out of Zhask's grip.
"Oh wait! What were you doing in that bush??"
"I was looking for something." Cyclops stated it like it was obvious, it wasn't.
"In a bush...?"
"Yes."
"Why...?"
"Can you just stop with the questions so I can go???" Cyclops sighs in frustration.
"Just answer my questions then you can go!"
"I don't know what I'm looking for, but I'll know once I see it."
"Is me you're looking for~~?" Cyclops rolls his eye.
"Yeah...no, don't flatter yourself too much."
"HEY! It was a joke!"
"Yeah, okay, whatever, put me down now, I answered your question."
"Nope."
"Why?! I answered."
"Oh stupid marshmallow,"
"I'm a cyclops!"
"yeah whatever, but I said 'questions' with an 's', plural, as of multiple questions!"
"Ughhhh, I have stuff to do!"
"Pfff, if you had time to dig in a bush, you have time for me!"
"I was doing something!"
"Sure, okay, anyways, what'd you do to my Nightmaric Spawn???"
"Ohhhh, so that's what that was..." Cyclops shrugs nonchalantly, "I killed it." Zhask gasps in complete horror.
"THAT WAS THE BEST ONE I'VE EVER SEEN, DID YOU NOT SEE ITS STATS??? IT HAD THE BEST EVS, IVS, AND NATURE YOU COULD EVER IMAGINEE. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO FIND??!?!?" Cyclops shrugs again.
"Nope, that's why I killed it!"
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THATTT?!?!?"
"It zapped my butt."
"WELL YOU WERE IN RANGE OF ITTT, YOU COULD'VE STEPPED OUT OF THE RANGE."
"First off, who or what wouldn't want my booty? Secondly, have you seen my nubblies of feet, I'd be zapped like 20x more before I can get out of range of that thing. Third, killing it was just easier."
"UGHHH, you must be a SOUR marshmallow..."
"I'M NOT A MARSHMALLOW I'M A CYCLOPS."
"PFFF, YOU AIN'T NO CYCLOPS IN THIS REALM HUN."
"WELL...okay you're right about that...!"
"Exactly, you don't know a thing about this realm!"
"I know this realm produces idiots like you."
"EXCUSE ME?!?!"
"YOU'VE BEEN EXCUSED. FROM MY LIFE. PUT ME DOWN ALREADY."
"ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA BE ALL SALTY LIKE THIS?!?!? I CAN CHUCK YOU LIKE A DANG FOOTBALL ACROSS THIS REALM."
"I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY- oh wait, NO DON'T, DO NOT THROW ME."
"FINE." Zhask places Cyclops down and starts laughing.
"What in the world is wrong with you...? Are you bipolar???" Cyclops' eye twitches as he watches some probably drunk creature laugh his butt off.
"NOPE, IT WAS ALL JUST A PRANK BROOO, I had my funn, you can go now." Cyclops sighs with relief.
"Ahh...finally."
Cyclops turns around and starts walking to wherever he needs to go with his little nubblies walking at an easy pace. Zhask stands there watching silently and he feels a slight void of loneliness as he watches his little purple, marshmallow, squishy toy walk off.
Cyclops feels the slight void too, he's never been that loud, except when he dies, because he's bleedin'! Cyclops stops walking when he feels the void hasn't left him yet.
They stand for a little, then Cyclops slowly turns around in an overly dramatic, too much like a drama, overly used scene, the wind is blowing nicely, the sun shines just right on that little marshmallow, and then they lock eyes. Just like a typical scene in a show. The two smile at each other and then like some weird telepathic aliens, which they probably kinda are, they seem to know exactly what each other were feeling and know exactly what to do. But they're gonna stay standing there because that's what happens in show, and this is how a memey author/narrator describes the scene. That will now be left at that, because this is how the sh- works.
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PFFF, WHO THINKS I WAS DRUNK WHILE WRITING THIS???? I PROBABLY WASS XDD
I WOKE UP AT 4 AM AND WENT TO SLEEP AT LIKE 12-1 AM, SOMEONE SAVE MY ASSSSSS DX
