Question 9: What is you and your lover ship name?
China:
China: Hold the hell up. I hate cursing but hold up. How we gonna do Dove 'em impressions and skip over me?!
Guy: We're going to get to you! Have patience, child!
China: No! I'm tired of this!!!
G:
G: Well, most people said that it's impossible to mash up our names together....
Guy: Well, your name is Genevieve and his name is Cameron. Just how will somebody mash that up?
G: Obviously your mind is dull and un-creative. It's Gameron.
|Note: It took me so long to actually come up with that. I tried last names and that definitely didn't work but I finally got it|
Guy: Right, my mind is un-creative because of your difficult name.
G: The hand! Talk to it!
Rowan:
Rowan: Reyer.
Guy: Just how did you that?
Rowan: *Huffs* Weeeeell, it's just my first name, his first name and last name.
Guy: Oh! I thought it was Peyowan or something.
Rowan: I'm nice and stuff, but that's just retarded.
Dove:
Dove: Hey! We skipped Sofia and stuff! I was ready to do an impression of her!
Guy: We'll get to her. We just split it up. Now answer!
Dove: Didn't I ask you to meet me outside?
Guy: Chloe, you're not scary.
Dove: My name is Dove.
Guy: Can you please just answer?
Dove: *Sings* And can you please just lose some weight?
Guy: I'm only 2 something pounds!!!
Sabrina:
Sabrina: Shoot I got this! I'm always on our relationship stuff!
Guy: Answer the question.
Sabrina: *Clears throat* Corbina, Markle, Sorey, Safolgemanis-
Guy: We get it!
Sabrina: You're lonely, I bet.
Laura:
Laura: Raura.
Guy: *Snickers* Or Loss.
Laura: I'm not the one.
Sofia:
Sofia: I don't know if you guys have checked Google, but I'm a single pringle.
Guy: *Gasp* So am I!
Sofia: ..... Good for you.
China:
China: When will we do me?!
Guy: We will! Just wait!
China: Whatever! Anyway, I said it before, I don't have a boyfriend!
Guy: *Sneers* I just wonder why.
China: Because I don't need a man to defy who I am.
Laura:
Guy: Excuse me?
Laura: You heard me.... I'm not the one.
Guy: Look at your arms! Like I'm afraid of you!
Laura: *Chuckles* I like that I'm skinny. Because idiots like you believe that I'm weak. I always laugh when y'all see that the dog inside of me bites harder than its size.
Guy: ......
Laura: So it's like what I said, I'm not the one.
Guy: ......
Laura: I'm a very sweet person, I'm nice all the time, but I will I ever let my guard down. So once again, I'm not the one.
~~~So you didn't show up but my heart didn't blow up~~~
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