Statement 10: Give your best Sofia Carson impression
Rowan:
Rowan: Well, too be honest, I don't really know Sofia like that.
Guy: Just try to.
Rowan: But I don't know her. I have a small group of friends.
Guy: By that you mean just Sabrina, right?
Rowan: *Scoffs* No! I-I have other friends!
Guy: Whatever.
Rowan: Peyton family members. They're my friends.
Guy: Who?
Rowan: My boyfriend. Peyton Meyer.
Guy: That's your boyfriend?
Rowan: Yes.
Guy: Wait a minute. Peyton birthday is November 24... He turned 19. Your birthday is on October 14, you turned 16... Y'all relationship is illegal-
Rowan: Shush and shut up!
Guy: I just have 13 words to say: Statutory Rape.
Laura:
Laura: "I took vocal lessons all through my childhood and still do. I was classically trained."
Points: 15
Laura: Yes!--I mean, whatever.
Dove:
Dove: "My family is everything. They love me unconditionally. So, I guess that's why I feel like Chloe loves me unconditionally."
Points: 9
Guy: I get it, yet I don't.
Dove: Yeah, I don't care.
Sofia:
Sofia: *Laughs* Oh my God. I don't know how to do a expression of myself.
Guy: Just do yourself, Sofia.
Sofia: I'm so clueless, right now. *Laughs* I'm Blues Clues.
Points: 15
Sofia: Oh my God! I actually got points?!
Guy: We need it to be fair.
China:
China: When am I going to be next?!
Guy: Can you please just do it?
China: No! Where are all of my China fans?!
Guy: They're everywhere! Just do it!
China: *Huffs and roll eyes* Whatever. "When your momma named you 'China', was she in China? Was your sisters in China? Are you from China?"
Points: 6
Guy: She literally asked you that?
China: Man, I don't know mind. I get asked that alot.
Guy: So, are you from China?
China: Do it look like I'm from China?!
G:
G: *Clears throat* "When I was 18, I moved to Los Angeles to attend UCLA."
Points: 24
G: Which is actually funny. When I was 18--Because I'm 19 now--I attended Harvard. Matter of fact, I'm still in Harvard. We're just on our break and I decided to come do this.
Guy: Oh, really?
G: Why yes. My education is far more important than acting and making money. I actually earned all the money I needed. There's no reason for me to still be getting all these big checks. I tried telling Cam that, but Acting, Dancing, and playing video games is his life.
Guy: And that just totally describe me. The playing video games part.
Sabrina:
Sabrina: "I always loved Belle from 'Beauty and the Beast'. I always thought I looked like her, so I dressed like her for Halloween."
Points: 15
Guy: Very motivational.
Sabrina: I guess, you know? I mean, she did Cinderella and stuff.
Guy: Yeah. You'll think she'd do the Belle story.
Rowan:
Rowan: I may or may not have faked my age. Plus, my parents know that it is love.
Guy: *Cough* Danielle Cohn!
Rowan: I am not like her. She's just a child.
Guy: Y'all relationship is going to have to end... Or he'll go to jail.
Rowan: I want to leave. I'm done.
Guy: Where are you going?
Rowan: Home. I'm not doing this anymore.
Guy: Oh come on!
Rowan: Bye! *Gets up and walk out* I don't need judgement!
China:
China: Honestly, when are we going to do me?
~~~I feel alright, I'm going to take on the world~~~
Laura: 15
Dove: 9
G: 24
Sofia: 15
China: 6
Sabrina: 15
Rowan: 12
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