Discontinued. Do not read this expecting something good. If you knew me when I wrote this, please kindly remove it from your memory.
❝ I lied. I love you, I love you more than anything in this world. ❞
After a devastating argument, May and Drew find...
I am very sorry for the monstrosity you're about to read... ——— You can skip this part if u wanna, I just ramble on for the first part and then I write a parody of if Pokémon had Facebook. So yeah *thumbs up* Me: La la la la la hmmm let's see what's on Wattpad today! Me again: hmm.... recommendations: sans x reader lemon, blue x reader, Drew x reader, Pokémon boy x reader, Pokémon smut, contestshipping, pokeshipping, ikarishipping Me once more: *sigh* lets look at my book April and see if people are actually reading it...
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Me again and again: o-O *dun dun dunnnnn*
101 READS?! SERIOUSLY?! OMG THANK U SO MUCH XD This was the quickest I've ever gotten that many reads.. I only started this book like a week ago XD it's nice to know that people actually like my cringe. :) So as a 100 read special, I'm gonna do one of those Pokémon character's facebook thing... yeah I love reading them I just don't wanna make a whole book of it cuz I don't wanna copy. So a chapter is good enough. Also I actually don't have Facebook and I've never used it so I'm just doing this based on other books I've read like this.... onto the story!
——— *Ash_pokemaster101 joined Pokébook* Comments: Cerulean_Misty: Well, well. Look who finally downloaded the app onto their pokégear! Ash_pokemaster101: i wanted to see what the big deal about dis was. daddy.gary: This* Gee Ash, aren't you going to school in Alola? Shouldn't you know how to spell things properly? Ash_pokemaster101: shut up Gary. daddy.gary: Sorry, gary isn't responding right now. I_liek_maples: Gary* daddy.gary: Who even are you? I_liek_maples: IT'S MAY! a.n.d.r.e.w: June* Ash_pokemaster101: Why did u have to put a full stop in between all ur letters? a.n.d.r.e.w: cuz someone already took andrew_hayden Cerulean_Misty: who? andrew_hayden: heyyyy guysss, it's Lunaaaaa ;)))) daddy.gary: you've become exactly like me... I'm so proud. a.n.d.r.e.w: creepy...
*andrew_hayden changed their name to luna.balloona*
*a.n.d.r.e.w changed his name to d.r.e.w* Comments: Ash_pokemaster101: WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?! d.r.e.w: cuz. Ash_pokemaster101: *ahem* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?! d.r.e.w: *facepalm*
*I_liek_maples posted a picture of her and @ d.r.e.w* (Picture of her braiding Drew's hair) Hehe~ ~Cerulean_Misty, Dusk.Dawn, I_liek_maples, and 69 more liked this picture. Comments: d.r.e.w: I hate u. I_liek_maples: <3 Cerulean_Misty: O.M.A. CUTIE PIES! Dusk.Dawn: #RELATIONSHIPGOALS Paul: # Hashtag's suck. Ash_pokemaster101: wow, what a creative name Paul. Paul: thanks. daddy.gary: . . . Paul: . . . daddy.gary: . . . Paul: . . . daddy.gary: . . . Paul: no. daddy.gary: do it.
*Paul changed his name to daddy.paul* Comments: daddy.gary: I'm so proud, my lil' boi is growing up. :3 daddy.paul: *sigh*
*dragon..mastier posted a picture of her and @ Dusk.Dawn, @ Leafyon, @ Cerulean_Misty, and 1 more* (Picture of Iris, Dawn, Leaf, Misty and May at Sawsbucks) My girlies ❥ ~Dusk.Dawn, Leafyon, Cerulean_Misty and 90 more liked this picture. Comments: Se.se.se.serena: what about me...? ;( dragon..mastier: I'm so sorry Serena but you're all the way at kalos! It's too far away :( Se.se.se.serena: you invite Misty.. but not me? Cerulean_Misty: why is that even a question, of course she'd invite me ;) Se.se.se.serena: . . . >:( Cerulean_Misty: Fite meh. Lumiose City... at high noon. *epic sheriff desert music* Se.se.se.serena: ... at high noon. *glare*
Leafyon: ... I bet ₱5 on Misty. dragon..mastier: I bet ₱10 daddy.gary: ₱20 on Serena daddy.paul: ₱25 On Serena. Ash_pokemaster101: ₱1,000,000 On a bicycle! daddy.gary: ... dragon..mastier: ... daddy.paul: ... Leafyon: ... I_liek_maples: ... d.r.e.w: .... Ash_pokemaster101: ... Ash_pokemaster101: y u guys doing that?
*Leafyon updated her status: If I lost a brain cell for ever time ash was stupid or dense...* Comments: soulless.silver: you'd have none left. heartless.gold: ... soulless.silver: ... heartless.gold: marry me. soulless.silver: no.
*heartless.gold updates his status: why won't Silver love meeeeeee? </3* Comments: soulless.silver: correction soulless.silver: why would anyone love you? heartless.gold: ... </3 kris_the_crystal: what about me... :(
*liar.lyra updated her status: @ soulless.silver I luv u <3* ~50 people liked this status. Comments: soulless.silver: ... soulless.silver: I love you too. Everyone: *GASP* ~1000000000000000000000 people liked this comment heartless.gold: I love gold too* soulless.silver: I hate gold, booo* heartless.gold: </3 kris_the_crystal: wHaT aBoUt mE?! o.O
*fire.red joined Pokébook* *leaf.green joined Pokébook* *just.blue joined Pokébook* Comments: Ash_pokemaster101: o-O everyone's joining Facebook
*daddy.paul changed his name to Paul* Comments: daddy.gary: nuuuuuu. My son </3 Paul: f - ood off. Paul: Huh? Paul: b - anana Paul: A -n hole Paul: MOTHER F- OODER Paul: F - OOD YOU Paul: SH - OOT MONKEYS Paul: UGHHHHHHH Luna.Balloona: . . . We have to be child friendly or else we might get rated as mature... Paul: F- OOD Luna.Balloona: am I the only one who enjoys watching him get so frustrated about this? XD Ash_pokemaster101: nope. I'm enjoying every single bit of it ~Dusk.Dawn, Leafyon, and 10000000 more people liked this comment
*Cerulean_Misty updated her status: That was fun @ Se.se.se.serena!* ~Se.se.se.serena liked this status Comments: Se.se.se.serena: I agree.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ GOD (Areceus) JOINED POKÉBOOK ~ *GOD (Arceus) UPDATED HIS STATUS: GOD IS LOVE. GOD IS LIFE. HAAHAHHAHHAHAAH*
*bright light appears*
Ash_pokemaster101 updated his status: ... F - OOD Comments: Leafyon: . . . Why am I a girl? daddy.gary: EW WHY AM I GARY? I_liek_maples: *sigh* I have a feeling I know who's in my body.. d.r.e.w: OH MY ARCEUS, IM DREW! I CAN BRAID HIS HAIR ALLLLLL I WANT NOW! daddy.gary: Wait... whos Ash, Misty and Serena then? And where's Iris? dragon..mastiier: how ironic. I'm iris. Only those who've read my old books know why this is ironic -.- Luna.Balloona: NO! NO! NO! MY AXEW! Paul: ... Ash_pokemaster101: o-O Paul: Why do I suddenly have the urge to be... mean to people? WAIT NO- I WANNA BE A POKEMON M- URDRRER :O Ash_pokemaster101: ... Paul: TALK PAUL. Ash_pokemaster101: Uh— IM PAUL FROM VEILSTONE CITY AND I WANT TO BE A Pokémon MASTER! d.r.e.w: ... Leafyon: Soooo, Paul is ash, ash is Paul, Drew is May, May is Drew, Gary (me) is leaf, leaf is Gary (me), Luna is iris, iris is Luna.. so that means? Cerulean_Misty: WHY AM I MISTY?! WHY AM I THIS, THIS, THIS GINGER se.se.se.serena: WHY AM I THIS BLONDYLOCKS??!! Dusk.Dawn: ... soulless.silver: Wait.... WHY IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?! Dusk.Dawn: F- ood. dragon..mastier: Well it seems we're about to reach the end of this special chapter... maybe if we reach 200 reads I'll continue this? *puppy eyes* yeah.... umm... I can't even do the heart thing!! Luna.Balloona: I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL!! :D
HOPE YOU ENJOYED LITTLE KIDDIES, THERES ALWAYS CANDY IN MY VAN IF YOU WANT SOME~
Luna.Balloona: you really are showing off my true colours <3
IRIS OFF ❥HUEHUEHUEYEUEEHUEHEHDFHRHD
(And yes my "real" name is iris which is why I decided to switch me and Iris *thumbs up*) What even was this chapter? XD So in all honesty thank you so much for 100+ reads even though it's not a lot it means so, so, so, so much to me ❥ oh and if ur wondering why I'm not switched, that was Luna. This is Author Chan~ ❥
