April

Milestone #3 (*COUGHCOUGH*WOT?!)

Hahahahahahhahahahaahahahaha.
HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA....
WOT.
THE.
F$*&.

...

lmao.
I give up. As of now (21/3/18) I made Milestone #2 like not even a week ago. Ahahahahahaa... (EDIT: WE ARE NOW LITERALLY HALFWAY THROUGH 300 READS, I SWEAR I WONT FINISH THIS BEFORE WE REACH 400 XDDD)

*eye twitch*

So umm... just for now I'm gonna do a milestone for every hundred, if I reach 1K I *might* do a face reveal...? I did a face reveal in one of my old books but that chapter is long gone ;) yeah I deleted it a year after I uploaded it. So yeah u won't be seeing my bootyful face anytime soon ;) and since I basically ended the Pokémon Facebook in the last chapter (haha I didn't even make pokeshipping canon) I'm gonna do something else...
Ladies and gents...
This is the moment you've been waiting for.

HAHA IM SO GOOD AT REFERENCES.
So the challenge is I'm gonna put a bunch of references in this chapter of IF POKÉMON HAD INSTAGRAM YASSSSS. and if you can point out all of the references... I don't know, I'll think of something. I'll probably follow u and read ur books if u have any or somethn...
(Wonder if anyone's even gonna do this XD)
Anyway. Enjoy!

Oh! And umm here is just a reference of the main characters pages here (ash, Misty, May, Drew, leaf, Gary, Paul and Dawn) also, I basically just took my friends Instagram accounts and edited it. So yeah, credit to my friends...? Oh and u better appreciate the editing here, it took me a long time to do this!

^^ Misty's page so proud of this one

^^ Ash's page, kinda f-ooded it up

^^ Drew's page

(Edit: Okay by now I was running out of time and the deadline for a new chapter was soon so I had to stop here, in the next couple of chapters of this book I'll finish of the rest of their pages and have it at the end of the chapter or something just cuz it was so much fun to edit these.)
WARNING: Slight swearing contained in here... sorry XD 🤬
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[ash_catchem has requested to follow may.maplez]
[ash_catchem has request to follow drew.haydenn]
[ash_catchem has request to follow dawn-hikari]
[ash_catchem has request to follow paul-shinji]
[ash_catchem has request to follow gary.is.ur.daddy]
[ash_catchem has request to follow leaf.is.ur.mummy]

*May posted a picture of her and Drew holding up the middle finger with the caption: GO AWAY ASH*
Liked by drew.haydenn, dawn-hikari, paul-shinji and 24 more
~Comments:
Ash: y? :(
May: >:(
Ash: r u still mad that I ate ur chocolates
Drew: THEY WERE MY CHOCOLATES
May: BUT I WAS EATING THEM!
Ash: u guys r mean :( it's not my fault I like chocolates

*Ash posted a blank picture with the caption: I GOT 1 FOLLOWER! WOW! THANK YOU SO MUCH!* (reference)
Liked by misty_waterflower
~Comments:
Misty: You're welcome <3
Gary: Make that two ;)
Leaf: three
Paul: That's just sad.
Paul: True.
Drew: Did you just reply to your own comment...?

*Ash uploaded a picture with a question mark with the caption: Who's the marionette?*
~Comments:
Leaf: She's just a normal girl, with a normal life. But she's got a secret ;)
Gary: Marionette. Not Marinette.
Leaf: ohhhh...
Gary: But anyway... that was a reference. Count that guys.
Fourth Wall: *shattered*
First Wall: welcome to my world
Second Wall: mmhm
Third Wall: Ditto.
Fifth Wall: ... am I next?

*May uploaded a photo of her breakfast with the caption: Don't bother brushing your teeth after breakfast, instead, try Tripledent gum! It'll make you smile! That's Tripledent gum, it's lasts a while! (sponsored by: @ tripleeedentgum)
~Comments:
Drew: ... what the Arceus...
May: Hey, they offered to pay me.
Drew: k.

*Ash posted in his story for the first time ever: "I'm lonely..."*
~Replies:
May: Why?
Iris: WHYYYY!
Drew: u just realised now?
Misty: I can fix that. ❥

*Ash updated his bio: I LOVE MISTY SO FREAKING MUCH*
~Messages:
Misty: awww 😍
May: awww
Dawn: awww
Iris: awww
Lillie: awww
Lana: awww
Mallow: awww
Leaf: awww
Gary: oh?
Drew: haha finally got himself a girlfriend
Max: ew. Love. Kill it. (OK THIS REFERENCE BETTER BE OBVIOUS)

*May updated her story: Drew?*
~Replies:
Drew: what's up.
May: Where are you I need your help. Can u come here?
Drew: I can't I'm buying clothes.
May: k. Hurry up and come over here
Drew: I can't find them
May: What do u mean u can't find them?
Drew: I mean I can't find them, there's only soup.
May: What do u mean there's only soup?
Drew: I mean there's only soup!
May: THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP ISLE!
Drew: ALL RIGHT U DONT HAVE TO SHOUT
...
Drew: there's still soup.
May: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? GO TO THE NEXT ISLE!
Drew: ehhh more soup.
May: WHERE ARE U RIGHT NOW?
Drew: IM AT SOUP!
May: WHAT DO U MEAN UR AT SOUP!!
Drew: I MEAN, IM AT SOUP!
May: WHAT STORE R U IN?!
Drew: IM AT THE SOUP STORE
May: WHAT ARE U DOING BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Drew: SOUP YOU.
May: ARGH

*Misty uploaded a picture of her at Vaninem's concert: MY PALMS ARE SWEATY*
~Comments:
Ash: KNEES WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY
Drew: THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY
Paul: mom's spaghetti.
May: Uh... has anyone seen leaf? We were supposed to go shopping together but she never showed up...
Gary: Huh come to think of it, if you two were going shopping, she never came over to my house and begged me for money...
May: I have money... why the f-ood does she have to do that.
Gary: Eh who knows, she's just a pesky woman.

*Leaf posted a blank picture with the caption: --. ..- -.-- ... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.-   .... . .-.. .--.    -- . .-.-.-*
~Comments:
May: what?
Misty: u ok leafy?
Gary: um... English...?
Clemont: AHA! I KNOW WHAT SHE'S SAYING! THANKS TO THE POWER OF SCIENCEEEEEEEEEE
Paul: 🤦🏻‍♀️ (facepalm emoji if u can't see it)
Drew: leaf where r u?
Leaf:  ..   -.. --- -. -    -.- -. --- .-- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.-

*Luna_Balloona joined Instagram*
~Comments:
Luna: I love this sh** so much.
Luna: show. I'm watching f.r.i.e.n.d.s.
Luna: I never said shit.
Luna: ...
Luna: sh*t.
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A/N: Ha, I'm so funny. This is great. Now I gotta get tech in here to fix up the censoring system. Cuz that got f***ed up... whoops.
Oh, next chapters out tomorrow. I'm gonna smoothly change the uploading schedule since I have a lot of homework to do.