tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began pestering (Chumhandle) [CH] at 4:50 P.M.
TG: hey hey u!
An odd sound just came from the device you had acquired from the debris you found around the forest. It was the sound of a ding, and by the looks of it, the thing you had just downloaded was beginning to try to inform you of something. Well, it was more of someone messaging you, for some odd reason, as if they found you interesting. You hadn’t actually had someone converse with you for over two years, so it was going to be quite the experience. Even if it was a robot, it’ll be the first thing that you’d be speaking with after quite some time.
[CH]:….
TG: dont know how to tipe much eh?????
TG: its fine ill show u!
[CH]:….Who are you?
TG: OMGGG
TG: U CAN TIPE
TG: 0:
Well, they surely didn’t seem like a robot.
[CH]: Answer my question. Who are you?
TG: dont b so rude!
TG: im the magical magicionist magicion in the world!
TG: otherwyze nown as rocksy!
TG: *roxy LOL
[CH]: I don’t have a world. I have a post-apocalyptic planet.
TG: OMG
TG: I NEW IT
TG: UR IN THE SAME TIMELYNE AS ME!
They’re quite the odd speller, though.
[CH]: Timeline?
TG: yea the oen where the batterwhich destryoed everythin
TG: *batterwitch
CH:…The Condese?
TG: BATTERWITCH
You didn’t understand this “roxys” language, calling the Condese “Batter-Witch” and such, and frankly, you were becoming uninterested. Even if they were the first person to speak with you in quite some time, you were growing old already of her typing habits.
[CH]: I do not understand your reasoning for contacting me, but it seems that I have grown weary of your actions, so I will take my leave now.
TG: no wait plz dont go yet
TG: i just wnted 2 c if there were any pple left besides dirky
[CH]:…”Dirky”?
This person, who had appealed to be female to you, had begun to mention of another person, who dwelled within this planet as well. You sincerely thought you were the last one left – human that is – and now, there are two others who live as well. Your curiosity was grabbed once again, as you choose to continue this conversation, although it was bound to go into an uninteresting turn.
TG: yea! dirky!
TG: hes on this planet 2!
TG: he likes robots
TG: and rumps
TG: and puppets
TG: and
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A Reincarnated Sacrifice (A Dirk x Reader fanfiction)
FanfictionAs time slowly runs out, The poor girl shouted, "Remember me please! I don't want your memory to be clouded!" But as the girl screamed, The time for the end drew near, She realized this, and cried one single tear. I do not own the cover picture, nor...
