go heterosexuality - ryden kik

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bren: PETE WENTZ

pw: its like you've been dead for the last 4 months 

pw: so has this group chat

pw: why'd u scream my name, bren?

bren: why did you tell ryan that i play instruments

rolo: say you feel threatened by me pete

pw: i feel threatened by ryan.

bren: uGUH

bren: he won't tell me why you told him pls tell me pete

pw: bc we were talking abt u like 3 months ago and it just came up in conversation and i said to stay hush about it

pw: I FUCKING HATE SOCCER

rolo: holy fucking shit I've found my new best friend

rolo: sorry bren

rolo: I FUCKING HATE SOCCER TOO

bren: rolo has a reason to hate soccer, though.

pw: i do too tho

bren: why

pw: cause u asshole bully is on my team

rolo: *cracks knuckles*

pw: he apparently knows the son of george ross. like has met him

rolo: same i know him

rolo: oh shit

rolo: can i know myself?

bren: i know him too

pw: wait

pw: ur

rolo: get it over with

rolo: gEORGE ROSS IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE

rolo: im not george ross.

rolo: im ryan ross, im about 18 years of age, my best friends name is brendon urie and i live in nevada. and my biological father, george ross II is an asshole, and if you don't believe me, then don't.

pw: god i don't like him either

pw: his son is pretty cool

bren: agreed 

bren: id smash

bren: id date

bren: wanna go out

rolo: damn sure

bren: wait seriously 

rolo: yes

bren: cool so I'm with ryan ross now