go heterosexuality - ryden kik

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rolo created a group with bren, spicyspence.

rolo: i cannot believe

rolo: you like jon

spicyspence: what

rolo: gay people can detect other gay people

rolo: come onnnn

spityspence: what

bren: denial is the first step to love, ry.

rolo: of course.

bren: next is locking him up in a room and not letting him out until he agrees

spityspence: y'all burtal

spicyspence: u like that in sex?

rolo: right so I'm 19 he's 17

rolo: thats illegal

spicyspence: but if this was ur favorite fan fiction, u would do it

rolo: this isn't fan fiction

rolo: this is the real world

rolo; sorry to break it to ya ;*)

bren: that face

spicyspence: I've known jon for 3 years or some shit

spicyspence: you really think i like him?

rolo: yes

rolo: bitch i did from day one

rolo: actually

rolo: when kate told me about you and jon

rolo: i was like

rolo: "yeah, they'll be together"

spicyspence: add kate

rolo added koot

rolo added bro

bren: who

bren: is

bren: bro

spicyspence: bet u 20 bucks kate and ur cousin are having sex rn

bren: 'rn' is right now, for ryans translation

rolo: damn

bro: what

spicyspence: hey morgan back from ur lesbian sex?

bro: what

bro: the only lesbian here is ryan

rolo: bitch

bren: finally

rolo: NO

bren: i top

rolo: no

rolo: god please no you're a fucking virgin

bren: but like

bren: id top

rolo: NO YOU WOULDN'T

bro: wait

bro: is that the kid that skyped u one time

bro: and like u played guitar

koot: ryan has decided to stop ignoring me tf

rolo: THERE IS A LOT GOING ON.

bro: ryan ur name has been that fr like 2 yrs

rolo: so

koot: mines been koot for 4 yrs

rolo: no

rolo: how are you ever going to graduate

koot: already did hoe

rolo: YOU SAID MINES

rolo: ITS MINE IS

rolo: I TOLD YOU THAT FOR 3 YEARS

bren: ur friendship is going well

rolo: so is your sex life

rolo: KATE

rolo: SPENCER LIKES JON

koot: IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR THREE YEARS

spicyspence: i never said that the hell????

rolo: gays can detect gays

rolo: or homo feelings

rolo: BRENDON GO TO FUCKING SLEEP

bren: no

bren: that was sudden damn like

bren: do u treat a girlfriend like that

rolo: every single girlfriend babe *emoji emoji*

bren: that was literally the worst thing you've ever said over text I'm really debating whether to stay in a relationship with you or not

bro: goals asf *heart eye emoji*

koot: THIS IS A MESS

bren: damn thanks

rolo: right I'm flying you out to NV and well figure this out 1v1 style

rolo: my house, 20 minutes, my bed

bro: rough sex

rolo: IM 19

rolo: HES 17

rolo: WHY DONT PEOPLE GET THIS?

bren: ur worse with the sexual jokes

rolo: OH PLEASE

rolo: OH HO NO

rolo: DONT GET ME FUCKING STARTED

bren: ew

rolo: bro

bren: i said ew

rolo: bro thats insulting

spicyspence: COUPLES GOALS

rolo: polt twist i hate brendon

bro: please I'm surprised you've never had sex

bro: like

bro: y'all in love

koot: damn about time

koot: been searching for years for u

rolo: damn thats insulting

bren: what the fuck rolo

bren: u never taught me how to drive

bren: and like

bren: no one else is gonna teach me

bren: like no one ever talk me how to shave i just did

bren: my face

rolo: thanks for the clarification

spicyspence: kate

spicyspence: YOURE FUCKING DEAD

spicyspence: OH MY FUCKING GOD

spicyspence: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

spicyspence: I'm actually pissed off

bren: oh sorry;/

spicyspence: ugh

rolo: shit

koot: damn

spicyspence: I'm going to strangle you

rolo: im not paying for ur tickettttt