go heterosexuality - ryden kik

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bren: we should add jack to this group

hayleyw: who's jack

bren: one of spencer and jons friend

hayleyw: alright can i add my friend alex?

bren: sure

bren added jackb.

pw: *spits out water* spencer and jon have friends other than us?

jackb: spencer and jon have friends?*

pw: HE SPEAKS

rolo: every

rolo: goddamn

rolo: time

rolo: i swear

rolo: to god

bren: guys ryan got me starbucks today

bren: there was a basic girl tried flirting with me

bren: then i kissed ryan on the cheek

bren: and then she walked away

jackb: the girl was me

bren: that was my first guess

hayleyw added alexxx

jackb: im trying real hard to get that fuck buddy

rolo: i thought i banned the term 'fuck buddy'

hayleyw: yo alex

alexxx: what is this hell you've added me to

hayleyx: you know ryan ross?

alexxx: yeah

bren: who he

rolo: he sounds like an asshole

hayleyw: rolo is him

rolo: i didnt sign up for this

jackb: bitch you're like the shit at my school everyones pissed that you don't tour anywhere other than NV and CA

bren: I've known ryan sine before fame

alexxx: whoa

alexxx: ur so cool

jackb: hey can u be my fuck buddy

pw: what the fuck

rolo: look pete this is normal

pw: why didnt you ask me

rolo: am i the only mature one?

alexxx: where do u live

jackb: me?

alexxx: be at mine in 30 ;)

jackb: i live in maryland ;)

alexxx: hayley fly him out to nevada

bren: ryan fly him out to nevada

rolo: no

rolo: im not made of money

bren: but your gay

bren: ur*

rolo: I'm going to

rolo: oh my god