"since this is such a big accomplishment for me. i left time for a Q and A"
cheers
"so ill answer some question"
*
"right, first question?"
"how old are you?"
"im 19. nothing to exciting aha"
"are you single?"
"no"
"is jon here?"
"somewhere in this venue."
"are you gonna ever be in a band like you said?"
"it'll be a few years."
"who's your closest friend you talk to pretty much everyday and can't live without?"
"brendon"
brendon walks up.
"teach me how to play guitar"
"thats not a question"
"please"
"you already know how. next"
"but"
"brendon urie everyone!"
cheers
"can you bring jon and brendon on stage?"
"if they want to they can. they're granted my permission"
next jon walked up
"ryan, I'm your biggest fan, and i need help. how do i get your address?"
"you and brendon are fucking idiots"
"I'm coming on stage bitch"
"alright whatever"
"did you do well in school?"
"i guess i did alright."
brendon comes on stage and gets the microphone
"he might have done alright, but you didnt help me with my english homework that one time"
"this is a disaster"
the crowd cheers
"are you gay?"
"no"
"do you like soccer?"
"i played it in high school and it made my life miserable"
"biggest struggle in life?"
"mental illness."
"how does it feel to get all this sudden fame?"
"its scary. one of my first gigs someone asked for an autograph and i was terrified."
"ahah i remember that. you still owe my 20 bucks"
"shut up brendon. i think we have time for a few more questions?"
"you don't have to answer this, but what mental illness has affected your life the most?"
"thats a hard one. depression."
"what instruments do you know how to play?"
"piano, guitar.. uh thats it."
"can brendon play a song on guitar"
"yes he can, can't you, bren?"
"no i forgot how to play"
"mm. one song, brendon?"
"a chorus of one song"
"deal"
he picks up my guitar.
"'Cause it's nine in the afternoon
And your eyes are the size of the moon
You could 'cause you can so you do
We're feeling so good
Just the way that we do
When it's nine in the afternoon"
cheers and claps
"thats all we have time for everyone."
cheers
"have a great night and stay safe!"
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go heterosexuality - ryden kik
Fanfictionnew chat with: brendbin brendbin: holy shit pete the best thing just happened to me ryroy: this isn't pete t/w: depression/suicide/homophobia/verbal abuse complete* so many typos. I'm yet to completely edit this fan fiction. please pardon the typos...
