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"okay, hello. im ryan ross, and hopefully i can entertain you for the next hour or so"

clapping

"I've never really played a crowd this big so please just hang in with me. right so this first one is called She Had the World

She held the world upon a string

But she didn't ever hold me

Spun the stars on her fingernails

But it never made her happy

Cause she couldn't ever have me

She said she won the world at a carnival

But she could never win me

Cause she couldn't ever catch me..."

*

"alright, everyone. thats all I've got for tonight."

cheering + clapping

"i don't have any stupid things to say at the end so just stay safe everyone."

*

"that was so good the fuck?"

"was it really?"

"YES THE FUCK?"

"you're not just saying that?"

"no I'm not that mean"

"okay. jons here, wanna say hi?"

"sure"

*

"hey jon."

"ryan that was amazing"

"thanks"

"ry you're gonna get attacked by people"

"please, it wasn't that good.."

"if it does can i have 20 dollars"

"fine"

(in the distance) "holy shit he's right there"

"ill need that 20 now"

"can i just run like the beatles had to away from their fans?"

"no cause thats mean and the beatles were more famous than you"

"what if i legally change my name to paul mccartney"

"then id get to say my friend is paul mccartney"

"hi! holy shit, can you please sign my shirt"

"oh uh-"

"i have a marker"

"thanks jon. there you go"

"thank you so much ryan! I've been following your music since i started seeing your name around here"

"thats like two years, damn."

"yeah"

"well thank you so much"

"bye!"

"goodbye"

"see you're good at interacting with fans"

"ew no"

"ill fight you"

"first y'gotta get me"

"WERE NOT PLAYING THIS"

"y'all are relationship goals"

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