1. If 2 people on opposite sides of the world drop a piece of bread the earth momentarily becomes a sandwich
2. If you die before someone that means you have beat them to death
3. If the glasses hides superman's identity does his eye doctor know his true identity
4. Racecar backwards is still racecar
5. If there is a waffle House why isn't there a pancake House
6. Why can't it be goose goose duck instead of duck duck goose
7. It's called an ex because you've exed them out of your life
8.if we say tuna fish why don't we say pork pig or beef cow
9. If we're made of 70% water why don't people like to get wet
10. Bread should be called sandwich walls
