Things my friends ask at night

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1. Who put the abc's in their order

2. Do unicorns get horny

3. Does trump have a dick

4.if a blind person dream do they see it

5. When a blind girl have Sex do she got to know how big it is

6. What if tell tubbies are aliens

7. How do you tell a blobfish gender

8. What if the washer has been stealing our socks the whole time

9. Can you ride a blobfish

10. How does it feel to have sex with a blind person

11. How big are blobfish hotdog

12. What if tella tubbies work with clowns

A/N
My friend cedrea errr.... I mean uniqueka she don't want people to know her name said I can screenshot when she be asking them
Hey for all the people still reading my bo...*Oreos start coming from every where and hit the window* She here
Convosations with her be like
Me: hey cedr...
Cedrea: don't call me by my real name
Me: uh I mean uniqueka
Uniqueka: also I on the run
Me: y
Uniqueka: I slapped a Pegasus tellatubby now the crazy place looking for me
Me: *mutters under breath* you need to be in the crazy place
Uniqueka: wat did u say penguin boob
Me: umm nothing
Uniqueka: u better well I be off* call her unicorn ride to blobfishy land* by my beautifuly blobfish
Me: I need new friends
This is dedicated to my weird friend drealol123

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