1. Eyebrows are just mustaches for your eyes
2. You have never seen your self in person
3. People always complain about wanting to travel when all you gotta do is pick up a basketball and take 3 steps
4. Why is it so easy to start watching YouTube but so hard to stop
5. Stop spells pots backwards
6. Tops probably look like spots sometimes because it spell spot backwards
7. Next time someone says stop all the racket I'm gonna go search for tennis rackets
8. Why is rain always portrayed as something negative when it helps the earth
9. All the laundry is never clean
10. Why do people always say up the road but down the street
