1. Carving the turkey on Thanksgiving is the equivalent of cutting the cake on your birthday
2. Teachers say 1 bad apple spoils the whole bunch but if you take the bad apple out it won't
3. A circle is proof that what goes around comes around
4. Why do people feel so secure under blankets
5. Why is it easier to keep on a hoodie when you're hot than it is a regular sweater
6. why do we always want to be invited to something but never want to go
7. Spring break is just a week to give us out of school because the faculty needs a break from us
8. When teachers want us to talk we don't but when they want us not to we do
9. If I studied math like I read wattpad I would be a math genius
10. If I was as interested in studying as I am in sarcasm I would probably have straight A's
