1. Supreme pizza is just salad on bread
2. Live backwards spells evil
3. Who was actually around to hear a dinosaur roar they could meow for all we know
4. The first person to have a period was probably super confused and worried
5. Silence is extremely fragile
6. The first person to discover milk had to be doing some weird stuff
7. Mayo is like burger glue
8. How weird would it be if lions and tigers meowed instead of roared
9. Ik they are called love bugs because they are always mating but why do we call them love bugs if we hate them
10. Why do we lay in the bed but on the couch
11. Why do we sit in a chair but on a couch
12. Why do people always say your welcome after being told thank you like I wasn't welcome at first
13. The first person to eat must have been like I wonder what'll happen if I put this in my mouth and swallow
14. Everyone always has a date all you have to do is look at the calendar
15. Sub sandwiches are just salads on bread
16. What if dogs mooed and cows barked
17. What if horses were short like penguin but fat like rhinos
18. You literally need a calculator for calculus I mean why else would there be a calcu in front of it
19. Are guns involved with trigernometry if not they should be
20. Is the first meal of the day called breakfast because that's when you break your fast
21. Parents are always teaching you to finish what you stated yet they hardly ever finish the dishes
