1. I hope this is Pokemon because I wanna Pikachu
2. Hey I forgot my library card can I still check you out
3. How's the weather today I bet its fine just like you
4. Hey im kind of bored with my number you wanna trade?
5. It's hot wait nvm it's just u
6. You and trash have one thing in common I MUST take you both out
7. Your like my phone I can't stand to be without u
8. 1+1=2 but it can eaqual 3 if you forget the condom tonight (ik that is way to straight forward but what isn't coming from my brain)
9. Hey tonight I have a special chair for u
10. Person ur hitting on: why are u beating around the bush I already know how you feel about me
Me: well I usually dribble for a while before I actually shoot
