1. People probably sag because they are to lazy to pull up their pants
2. How did curse words come along like did someone just pick a certain group of words and say I hearby declare these curse words
3. Getting up for school in the morning is the equivalent to getting up knowing you are going to be arrested in the next 2 hours
4. Why does bleach damage the color on anything except dish towels
5. Why are they called hot pockets if they come frozen
6. If reading and binge watching was a sport I'd be number one
7. If I got a dollar for everytime someone listened to my exact idea from someone else I'd be rich
8. Secrets usually break friendships apart but they bring my friendship back together
9. Why do teachers get mad when you ask for literally 1 sheet of paper when we have been giving them paper all year
10. Sleeping is so weird like you just have this uncontrollable urge to close your eyes
