Mel: tomorrow we'll be back
Bdon: oh, you're up still
Ryro: yeah, it's like 11pm but we're up
Bdon: you two are like the only ones I talk to in this group, besides Dallon. But Dallon has a life
Bdon: I just cant go up next to Dallon and be like "hey daddy long legs"
Bdon: Ive done that enough times and he says I need a new name for him
Ryro: you tell him that
Bdon: I knew Dallon for a while
Bdon: after I met Mel, but before you
Bdon: me and Dallon are like...best guy friends. Then Mel is my best girl friend. Then youre my boyfriend
Mel: I like how you explained that
Bdon: >:(
Bdon: J'aime comment ta maman a expliqué ça
Mel: tf??
Ryro: yeah, he knows French all of the sudden
Mel: Bren wtf did you say?
Bdon: I like how your mom explained that
Mel: youre so simple and basic
Bdon: comme ta maman
Mel: shutupaboutmymom
Bdon: no
Bdon: take it back
Mel: why?
Ryro: Melanie, take it back before he says something inappropriate or rude
Mel: I'd like to see him do that
Bdon: fine
Bdon: Non seulement je peux parler de ta mère, mais je peux aussi parler de toi. Ryan a dit que je dirais quelque chose d'inapproprié, mais quel est le point. Et d'ailleurs ... Je peux avoir beaucoup plus de gars que toi et ta mère réunis, alors tais-toi. Je peux aussi expliquer tout ce que je veux. C'est ma putain de bouche, alors je n'ai pas besoin de t'écouter. Tu as de la chance d'avoir Sarah, sinon tu aurais pleuré des insultes que je t'aurais données
Ryro: umm...
Ryro: I see my name? :)
Mel: so...nothing bad? He's not capable of it
Bdon: Juste comme ta mère n'était pas capable de me prendre la nuit dernière
Ryro: Bren, sweetie you ok?
Ryro: what did you say to Mel?
Bdon: I did her mom...deal with it
Mel: ok..see you tomorrow Bren
Bdon: ily 2 you dud
Mel: milk dud
Bdon: 😉
Ryro: what the-
Mel: Bren and I are just like that
Bdon: yeah
Bdon: J'aime énormément Melanie, en tant que meilleure amie bien sûr. Elle est incroyable
Mel: wot?
Bdon: "I love Melanie a lot, as a best friend of course. She's amazing"
Mel: aww
Mel: iwishiknewanotherlanguagebutidontunfortunately
Bdon: itstotallyfine
Ryro: whyarewetextinglikethis?
Bdon: idk
Bdon: 👀 👎 💡
Mel: Eye no idea...
Mel: "I dont know" Im-
Ryro: BRENDON GO TO SLEEP
Bdon: g'night
Mel: night
Ryro: ...morning
Bdon: OOH IT'S 12AM
Bdon: How'd you two sleep?
Mel: 😑
Mel: go tf to sleep
Bdon: ok forreal sleep good you too
Mel: that I can do
Ryro: you too
A/N: (That translation of that long paragraph I had Bren say in French)
"Not only can I talk about your mother, but I can also talk about you. Ryan said I would say something inappropriate, but what's the point. And by the way ... I can have many more guys than you and your mother together, so shut up. I can also explain everything I want. It's my f**king mouth, so I do not need to listen to you. You're lucky to have Sarah, otherwise you would have cried at the insults that I would have given you"
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