"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Phoebe screamed her girly scream in squeamish terror. "You got us into this mess, Kyle!"
"It's Kieth!" he responded, in less horror. "And this isn't a mess Miss Phoebe, just you wait!"
They had been endlessly falling for who knows how long!? They still haven't reached what Kieth claimed to be the bottom of the Bottomlessly, Endless, Abyss.
"It has bottomless and endless in the name, IDIOT!!!!" Phoebe screamed at Kyle, Kieth, OH WHATEVER it was the same thing!
"It used to," Kieth offered.
"Sure it did, and you fell all the way down and met unicorns that pooped rainbows and houses made of candy, paths of breadcrumbs that lead to a witch's house, a girl that had hair over 50 feet long? Let's face it, Kylie, it's MADE UP!!!!!!"
"It's Kieth!"
They were silent as they fell and Kieth pulled out a backpack. It turned into a portable room! He closed the door and locked it so Phoebe couldn't get in with spite. The door later opened up because Kieth was too weak not to let Phoebe inside----she would probably DIE if he didn't open the door for her!
The room was big enough for the two of them, even if Kieth didn't want to be near Phoebe. Phoebe walked into the open door, relieved.
"Gee, thanks, Carlos!"
"It's KIETH!!!!!!!"
Great Uruguay, she will never learn my name! Kieth cursed in his mind. Uruguay, please pound my name into her mind! He was beginning to think that she does it on purpose!
Phoebe and Carlos, sorry, Kieth, felt a lurch as if they had fallen from a great height. Oh wait, they had fallen from a great height, maybe they had just hit the bottom.
"We've arrived at the bottom of the crevice!" Kieth strangely welcomed Phoebe as if he had been here before. "I've heard of this place many times mentioned in the Legends of Uruguay!"
"Yeah, because a dirty secret basement under a chicken coop is SOOO holy!" Phoebe teased. At least she didn't attempt to say his name.
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Grace and Phoebe! Book 5: Phoebe and Cooper!
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