Bromantic (Craig Tucker x Reader)

Jews

            

          We walked back to my house from the movie theatre. Neither of us said a word the entire time. I have no idea what I was thinking... I almost kissed Tweek! What would've happened if that glass didn't fall? I would of ruined our friendship.. I'm such a flipping ditz. As we walked I could feel the warm air hitting my skin, making the pepsi leave a sticky residue to the touch.
        "I'm really sor-sorry about this (y/n).." Tweek said as we got to my front steps of my house. Usually this is where I'd laugh everything off and invite him inside for a bit. But this was different, today was different, HE was different.. I don't know what I'm doing.. I know I don't like Tweek in that way, I'm not going to play dumb because I am romantically lonely, I wouldn't hurt him like that. He has done so much for me.
        "It's alright, kinda funny when you think about it." I didn't really know what to say back to him. So that's all I said, and I wasn't laughing.. Or smiling really. I felt Tweeks hand cup my chin. I searched his eyes as his thumb gently glided across my cheek. My heart didn't pick up speed, no butterflies in my stomach. I shouldn't be leading him on. What the fuck was I thinking? He's my friend and you shouldn't use your friends for your own selfishness. He deserves someone who actually cares for him that way. Before Tweek could get the wrong impression I wrapped my arms around his torso and gave him a tight squeeze. Before he even had time to return my hug I had pulled away.
        "I'll see ya later" and with that, I shut the door.
? POV
"Holy shit, holy shit. Fuck running... I'm never doing that again you hear me! This is the last time!" I yelled, trying to catch my breath but failing. My chest felt like it was going to explode.
        "But Eric, (y/n) needs us! You know she doesn't belong with Tweek." I looked up to see cupid me's adorable face looking down at me.
        "I know, I know! God! She belongs with the Jew rat.. But I hate him cupid me. He doesn't deserve to be happy." I'm so freaking' angry I don't know what to do with myself. I cross my arms, still my breath hasn't returned to normal but it's not as loud now.
        "We should not be helping that stupid jew." was all I said trying my best not to look at cupid me.
        "But they are perfect for eachotheeerrrrrr! They are both so smart and you've seen the way Kyle looks at her! And I know you have noticed over the past years that her family never decorates for any christian holiday. Know anybody else's family who doesn't do that? Hmmm??" For god's sake I hate it when he's right
        "Yeah, Kahls.." Cupid me flys close to my face letting out an adorable little giggle as he touches my nose.
        "And what do we do Eric? Why do we need to help them?" He looks at me as little hearts start floating all around him, i can't believe im helping jews find love.
        "I know... Jews belong together..." Finally I have caught my breath as I feel cupid me hugg my shoulder.
        "I love you Eric" I shrugged him off as i looked toward the ground feeling my brows knit together.
        "I love you too cupid me..." I grunted quietly.
        "And this is the only time i'm helping any Jew..... Fucking christ!..." I yelled as I started walking towards my house.
        "W-what Eric?" Cupid me looked at me with honest concern plastered on his face.
        "I wasted a perfectly good pepsi.... And for what?.. Kahl...