Bromantic (Craig Tucker x Reader)

Gay

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Ever since our new principle has come to town South Park has been changing in so many ways. We now have a Whole Foods, and tons of new shitty restaurants that think its okay to sell Yelp reviewers boogers and cum. To be frank, our town has gone to shit. Plus the one boy I have had feelings for since moving here in the 6th grade is now in a relationship... that doesn't involve me at all.. Hell! it doesn't even involve my gender! It just doesn't make sense. I have had the biggest crush on Craig for so many years. We use to talk occasionally, well not really, more like just saying hello in the hall ways and the frequent but quick gazes into each others eyes. But looking back on it now I must have just imagined it.

I cant seem to get him off my mind, it should be easy now knowing that he plays for the same team and all, but I still find my self thinking of his dreamy blue eyes that are so hypnotizing. That black hair that peaks out from under his hat. He's so incredibly handsome. I know, I sound obsessed, but Im not, its just a crush and ill get over it... some day, just not today. I remember about one year ago, he walked past me. I couldnt help myself but give him just a small smile, but then he fliped me off as he made his way passed me. I was so numbed by the smell of citrus that was waved into my face while he was walking past, that I didnt have time to be offended by his gesture. But now things are different. Craig is in a relationship with Tweek. These Japanese girls that moved here recently have made tons of paintings of the two together and the whole town feeds into it. They buy them and hang them on their walls! About a month ago Craig and Tweek broke up for about two days and it broke the towns heart! I for one was so happy, but it didn't last long. They ended up getting back together, and then all those stupid, shitty painting came back. I cant help my self but just feel the need to destroy them! One time I bought $100 worth of Craig and Tweek paintings, took them home and stayed up all night burning them. It felt nice.

I'm in school, basically going crazy about all of the talk about Craig and his boyfriend. Im ripping through my locker trying to find a piece of homeowrk paper that is due today, and with my luck, I'm not finding it.

"Dude no, I asked my dad last night he said that the Japanese decides who's gay and thats how its always been." I overheard Stan say behind me. He was talking to a group of boys, who have been freaking out the past few days about not noticing two of there closets friends being homosexual. If this was anyone else I would probably tell them they are being ridiculous, but it isn't someone else, it Craig and Tweek, no one saw it coming.. especially me.

Before I left school for the day I noticed a bunch of those Japanese girls drawing the pictures of my crush kissing Tweek. I couldnt help but stop.

"Why did you decide to make them gay?" I asked curious, but I could tell that my voice came out pissy.

"I donno, we just like drawing yaoi." One of the girls said to me.

"Is that the only reason?" I asked as all of the girls nodded in unison.

"Well, could one of you maybe draw a picture of me and Criag?" I asked timidly as the girls raged with laughter. Their laughter struck me hard. Almost like they had impaled my heart. I could feel my body rising with heat over the humiliation they brought me. I ran out of the school all the way home, because what other choice did I have? At least its mid winter break so I wont have to show my face at school for the next two weeks.

Maybe Craig really is gay, It just dosnt make since. If only there was a way I could find out. All I have to do is get close to him! I ran down stairs and grabbed plastic wrap. I took it back up to my room and took my shirt and bra off. I wrapped the platic around my chest tightly several times until my D chest was almost believably flat. I grabbed one of my brothers green T-shirts and a dark green jacket, a pair of his pants and a hat and shoes. Everything was big on me but with a belt and some socks stuffed in his shoes everything fit and definitely made me look like I had a body of a 17 year old boy, well a short and skinny, weak 17 year old boy, but if I throw on some sunglasses, there will be no way of telling. I threw my long hair into a bun and put the hat on after sizing it to fit my head. I put my hood up and pulled it tight like how Kenny wore his. It muffled my voice enough to where if I talked in a lower tone my voice could actually pass for a mans. A man that would obviously be a tener, or possibly a alto, but that's the best I can do seeing how I'm a saprano in every singing class I've taken.