So before we start theres a few things i wanna say, so im not writing my new book... Im going to rename this book Code Name: Theory Kids Next Door and unpublish the old(new(?)) one. I decided this when i came back on wattpad and saw my book with 3 thousand reads, i legit almost died so thank you... And lets GET TO THIS THEORY!!!!!
I heard this theory from QUEEEEENN
So the theory is that, the laundry detergent looks like freaken juice. Yea, JUICE.
Now i know this sounds far fetched but here me out...
Okay so i did a little more research (aka me looking up picture of laundry soap and pictures of juice and what i found... Is more than disturbing)Here is laundry soap, do you see the orange, green, and like lime green soaps? YEAH THEY HAVE FREAKEN FRUIT ON THEM. IM SHOOK! But then as i was looking up pictures of juices i found this (cue the giant DA DUMP from Shanes videos everytime he shows something scary to make it scarier)
"Oh, please nautica that looks nothing like the other ones..." Ummm your wrong because it looks familiarly like THIS
OH MY GOODDDD!!! ITS THE SAME SHAPE WITH THE FRUIT ON THE FRONT A JUICY LOOKIN COLOR!!! JESUS! Anyways a reason rhe government could be doing this is the over population issues... so unfortunately overpopulation is a big thing right now, and ill tell you why...
(One of the actual important things im learning in school.)
So right now in the entire world has 7.5 billion people, in the 50s there was only 3.6 billion people, that is a drastic change to our biosphere or the part of the world we can actually sustain life on. And in the atmosphere there is something like .4% of carbon which you guessed it, has also doubled in 50 years, it was at a steady rate of .2% since the dinosaurs and it going up could be drastic because the earth has ways of fixing itself but scientists dont know what that could possibly be, so basically, unless half of us die or we plant a whole lot of pine trees we are dead. So the government has put this laundry soap... Out to look like juice... To possibly try and help that over population stuff... Because if we dont fix this not only will the carbon in the atmosphere rise because of the cars, the factories and everything else we are doing, but eventually we will have to fight for natural resources, and as we know Americans like to get everything they want when they want it. And im saying this living in america right now... Soooo... Yeah...Anyways, i know this has been a long time between uploads, i just moved to a new school and all this has been hard or whatever but your support really motivates me and i really love it so thank you... Again 😂 annnd as always
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