Gabby: Do you want a slice of pie?
What Alex thinks: Oh shit Dean. Dean is cool. GASP. so is snow!!! Except you can’t go anywhere in snow.... except your FUTURE. Which means I can be gay and read tea and drink books. Read drink and tea books. And drink read. And books tea. And tea read and books drink and book read and tea drink and drink tea and read books. And hang out with CATS!! Which cat tho. Do I want a fuzzy and cute black cat. Or do I want an adorable aesthics tabby or calico cat. Or do I want a pure white cat? What cat do i want? What do I want to name the cat? What about DEAN!!! No no how about spice. Nah SASSY! Nooooo Frodo? Mmnahhh how about... oh oh how about Gandalf. No I think... Pigeon. Perfect. No no Pidge! VOLTRON! LOTOR! I’ll name it Lotura! That’s a perfect ship. I mean name. But what if it’s an orange cat. Then... I’ll name her Drape! No no Grape. I think I just heard a pigeon die. MUST HOLD A FUNERAL. ONLY LOGICAL IDEA! MONDAY! MEET ME OUTSIDE!! WE CAN NAME IT PUMPKIN SPICE!
What Alex says: PUMPKIN SPICE!
Gabby, who just says what she thinks: Alex what the actual f*uck, I asked if you wanted pie. PIE!
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Gabby: Alex we need you to-
Alex: *JUMPS OFF ROOF* I CAN FLY!
Gabby: ALEX WAIT!
Alex: *falls and breaks her leg* Oh my god that was so worth it.
Gabby: You f*cking idiot.
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Alex: Have I ever told you about the time I tripped and nearly killed 2 demigods, a teenage super soldier and a spy?
Gabby: How...?
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Gabby: Why do you like everything I post?!?!
Alex: Your content. I like that sh*t.
Gabby: Alex you actual meme.
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Bonus quote from the inspiration for Alex:
"I’m surprised of how many of our conversations you don’t put into your story because they are all stupidly funny"
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