Have you ever waken up to a calm morning where everything is going great, the birds are singing and a sweet aroma of coffee spreads over the house waking you up?
Yeah, me neither.
I'm usually used to the sweet sound of Calum's screams against the nice older lady that recently discovered Green Day somehow instantaneously becoming the biggest fan, in the morning she has this bad habit of waking herself up with American Idiot.
But since there's a little monster in the house things just keep getting worse.
"You hear that too, right?" Samantha asks waking up stretching her legs before getting back on my chest with her eyes closing yet still smiling.
I try to close my eyes too but the noise of laughing and pans crashing together can't let me spend the rest of the morning with this beautiful naked girl in my arms, sleeping or doing whatever she wants.
I get up already annoyed dressed up with a pair of boxers and some joggers while Sam puts on only my shirt, ties her hair in a ponytail before standing before me and then proceeding to walk into the hallway.
I follow the noise, it leads me to the kitchen when suddenly I see the most horrible scene I ever saw.
Calum Thomas Hood waking up at seven am! That's how a real horror starts.
He's not only awake, but he's also cooking pancakes, or is trying to is probably a better way to say it.
I look at the kitchen it is a complete mess, there is chocolate everywhere, raw pancakes on the floor, my eyes stop looking at the kitchen at the moment and I see a little blonde devil sitting on the table of the kitchen while Calum is bursting in laughter, who's trying to make the other the pancakes?
"I love pancakes" Sam says getting close to them.
They see us for the first time that day so they say good morning to us, I mean, Calum does, Rebecca looks at me in weird way before looking at Samantha with hate while she sits near to her.
"What the hell are you doing this early?" I asks while I sit next to Sam taking a long sip of milk.
"Me and Cal made pancakes" The annoying lil human says while the asian boy helps her get off the table like he was her slave, what the hell did she do to my best friend, the same one that doesn't want to meet no one before two pm and prefers to eat a cold pizza for breakfast instead of putting the effort into making a bowl of cereal?
"Here we go, Hood and Rebecca' s Pancakes " He says putting on the table a little mountain of pancakes.
I take a better look at them and I see that they are of a strange color with some piece of something strange inside.
"What is this?" I ask grabbing one of them and smelling it.
"Bran Pancakes" Rebecca says clapping her hands all happy before biting one of them.
"I don't eat this shit, what the hell is this? Hippie food?" I ask looking disgusted at the plate and Calum rolls his eyes before getting back to eat.
I look at Sam while she's smiling towards the little devil that only stares at her in silent, she doesn't seems very happy about her being here, the girl smiles gently to her but the kid keeps her bitchy face.
"What's your name?" Sam sweetly asks.
"You're not my mum"
I look at Rebecca in desbielif after her cold answer, Samantha stays silent for a second seeming very confused before smiling again even after that answer towards the little pest.
"No, I'm not your mum, my name is Sammy" She says smiling, Rebecca looks at her with no emotions.
"Your name is Rebecca right? You know, once I had a friend with this name, we went to high school together, she loved pink just like you" The girl says and the little kid stops chewing her food for a second.
"When?" She asks and Sammy makes a big happy smile.
"At High school" The girls answers fast.
"No, when did I ask you to tell me this?"
