Molly the stinky cheese killer

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Once upon a lime (yes lime), there was a boople, a boople was a very rare mythical creature the people of ancient romeoburg loved. Booples are unfortunately going extinct and it's up to you, yes you, to save them. "Up to me?" Young Molly read. Molly loved booples
"I will be the savior of the booples!!" She jumped, hyperactively. Everyone around her started laughing. She stuck her youngest out at them and skipped away. Later that day, Molly told her mother how she would be the savior of the booples
"Mommy! Mommy! I'm gonna save the booples!"
"Molly, dear, that's impossible. You're only a child"
Molly took great offense to that and made it her goal to train for her quest to save the booples. She kept lifting weights, day in and day out. Molly became so buff that she looked like a giant pile of muscles. "I have to be big and strong, I have to be strong like Jesus" was her mantra she always repeared.
Me ("I have to be strong like Jesus") (Best sentence ever)
She tried to learn how to fence, so she could fight off booples greatest predator, Matthew Carroll, who was quite often referred to as "the stinky Cheese" she spent everyday walking a sword around, shattering glasses by accident, and making huge holes in the wall. Her mom began to get angry, but Molly didn't care.
Cad https://youtu.be/cjd8E1rD3m4 (its a reference to this video)
Selin (XD this paragraph was dedicated towards my hate for Matt)
Molly had to defeat the stinky cheese, he couldn't kill the booples, she wouldn't allow it. She trained harder and harder, she had to save the booples.
Cad (Oh my GOOD LORD selin)
She was swole, like Jesus. So swole that her house fit in the palm of her meaty hands, I'm finally ready, Molly thought.
Selin (Okay so is the order sof, grak, me?)
Me (yeah)
Cad (Ig)
Molly was only 2 but she looked like a scary 50 year old body builder x18283747892. She still didn't think she was ready. Molly started taking steroids and got removed from the olympics. Molly was sad. But she still worked out 67 hours every day.
Me (Don't do drugs kids, it ruins your life)
Selin (That's not possible to work 67 hours a day)
Me (That's the joke)
Selin (ok)
Molly was soon ready as ever. But when she approached the stinky cheese, fear starting forming in her.
Simone (I just thought of the best title for this story)
Selin  (Spillly spill da beans)
Simone  (Molly the stinky cheese slayer)
It was the kind of fear you felt when you compared muscle monster Jesus to yourself. Molly gulped and remembered her training, ready to slash her sword like the stinky cheese was a glass cup.
Selin (YES)
Cad (,,,yes)
Me (YASQUE)
Simone (One of you put this on wattpad)
Me (I'll put it on my other account)
Selin (Ahh now I want to XD) (Can u tag me and grak......?)
Me (Mhm) (I'll also tag Simone) (Selin do your part to finish it up)
Selin (Yes!! Tag Simone) (Oh ok)
Simone (H*ck yeah)
Molly was ready. The stinky cheese was just another glass. Another wall to wreck. She slashed her sword at him and he fell to the ground. Booples that he had eaten started crawling out of his mouth.
"Thankyou," they said, bowing. Soon, Molly was the queen of booples. Molly had saved the world. Molly was a hero, and that day, went down in the history of romeoburg. She was a swole muscle monster. Jesus was a skinny baby to her. She was the hugest weightlifter

Cad- cadisadork Selin- BeanBean107 Simone- petewentzseyeliner42 Me- justsomepoetry06 (justsomepoetry06 is my main account btw)
This story was INSANELY fun to write.

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