Once upon a time, lil lala was hanging out with her lil friends. Lil lala wanted to become a famous rapper so that's why she put lil in front of her name. She wanted to be just like lil pump.
Me (Gucci gang, Gucci gang, this song sucks)
So lil lala decided to look up "How to become famous " on wikihow. Wikihow was her favorite website. She learned how to get her rap name, how to get a dream, and how to make friends in there.
Me (As you do when you're looking for good advice, you just look it up on wikihow)
Selin (Yes)
She saw an add pop up.
"Wrapper wanted for Christmas presents"
Lil lala thought "hey I can rap, THIS IS PERFECT!"
Oh how that idea was the opposite of perfect... She entered the store that needed a wrapper. She was in her rapping get up and she approached the front desk lady person thing.
Me ("Front desk lady person thing") (perfectly stated)
Erin (Why thank you -bows-)
"Hello! We sell wrapping paper here," she said in a gram gram voice.
"Oh no! I don't need that, I wanna be the stores new wrapper!" lil lala smiled.
"This is amazing!" The lady said, sending lil lala to a room in the back of the store.
"What is this place?" Lil lala asked.
"The place where you wrap the presents," the lady said. Lil lala was confused, but after a moment of silence, she knew what was happening. "Oh, I thought you needed a rapper. I'll go home now.. "
"Wait! Don't go!! We could use a rapper for events I guess.."
"Wait, really? Yes!" Lil lala started jumping with joy. "Yes! A present wrapper!" She said smiling, clapping her hands. Lil lala facepalmed.
"IDIOT!!" She screamed walking away. Lil lala was devastated. How could she be so dumb! She went back onto wikihow, looking for answers. "THERES NO WIKIHOW ON HOW TO MAKE AN OLD LADY WHO THINKS YOU WANT TO BE A PRESENT WRAPPER BUT YOUW SNT TO BE A RAPPER UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR TRYING TO TELL HER?!?!" Lil lala screamed. "WTF IS THIS?!?" She screamed. She began punching walls and breaking TVs.. oh and windows.. but we don't need to talk about that story.. Her neighbor, Limusa, heard all of the noise and came over to lil lala's apartment. She was wearing her hottie sunglasses and knocked on her door. Lil lala ran over tot he door and opened it. Her jaw dropped at limusas face.
"Those sunglasses are quite hottie!" She exclaimed.
"Aww, thank you!" Limusa smiled. "Y'know, if you wanna be a rapper, you need some hottie sunglasses," limusa exclaimed.
"Oh, okay, where do I find them? Umm and.. how did you know about my dream?" Lil lala asked.
"Oh bc I hear you in your backyard screaming really bad raps..I mean amazing raps.. and by the way, you can find hottie sunglasses at the Lime Farmers Market."
"There's a lime Farmers market in New York City?"
"Wait, this isn't Ancient Greece? OH GOD IM IN THE WRONG TIME PERIOD! YOU NEVER SAW ME"
"So much for hottie sunglasses" lil lala sighed.
Selin (XD that's great)
Me (This one is great)
Selin (Yes it is)
Lil lala took out her phone and went on google maps to find the nearest line Farmers market.
"Mama! I need plane tickets!!!" lol lala exclaimed. She realized her mom wasn't home so she went to the airport in her car that she wasn't allowed to drive bc she was too young for a license. But she did it anyway bc she wanted them hottie sunglasses. "Excuse me? Uh hi, I need 1 ticket to Greece in the year of 1600 BCE."
"Coming right up!"
Lil lala got her ticket, boarded her flight and took a nap as the plane took off. She landed in Ancient Greece and saw a Like Farmers market right away. She saw the perfect pair of hottie sunglasses.
"Um excuse me sir, I'd like to but these hottie sunglasses," she said.
"Ur gonna have to pay up kid!" The cashier growled. Lil lala didn't have any money on her, but then she realized she had some wrapping paper in her pocket.
"Perfect," she murmured happily. She took a crumbled up piece of blue paper out of her pocket and handed it to the cashier.
"OMG MY FAVORITE!!!!!" He screamed in delight. "THE SUNGLASSES ARE YOURS!" He said.
"HOTTIE sunglasses," lil lala reminded the cashier. "Yeah, yeah whatever." He said, admiring the piece of paper.
Lil lala decided to explore. She saw a giant watermelon beast, a giant lemon, and a castle with limes flowing out of it.
"Wow, Greece is an incredible place," lil lala said out loud
"I know right!" An other voice said from behind her. It was limusa
"So happy you visited!" She smiled.
"No problem limusa! This place is amazing!" "Nice hottie sunglasses" Limusa commented.
"Thanks!"
"Hey, a friend of mine needs some music for his wedding. Would you be willing to rap for it?"
"OF COURSE!"
Lil lala's dream has come true, she is gonna be as famous as lil pump.
THE END
Selin- BeanBean107 Erin (she died half way through the story btw) ChristianEmoMemesKid Me- justsomepoetry06 (my main account)
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