Once upon a lime (again, a lime) Limusa began thinking,
"My life isn't complete yet, what is the one thing I haven't done?" She thought, the after a lot of thinking on the toilet as she did her #2, it came to mind.
"I NEED A HOTTIE BOIIIFRIEND!"
Rhi (This is already..... wow)
Selin (When i want a boiiifriend, specifically, a hottie boiiifriend, Imma get myself one)
The idea was perfect!
Limusa started writing down people who could be her hottie boiiifriend.
Dan Howell
Wait no, he's married to phil. Dang it
Troye Sivan
Nope, he's gay, but he's really hottttt
All of a sudden, she thought of the perfect candidate. Skittlime! From the mortal world!! He was perfect! Limusa transformed into a beautiful young girl. She called herself Selin because, well, Slin was to obvious. (She thought about slim, but NAH.) She enrolled in a middle school and made sure her locker was near skittlime's. She was able to get a locker just 3 away from skittlime, she stared at him every day, which caused her to be late for class but Selin had become the koolest Kat at the school, the teachers would always let it pass.
Rhi (BAHAHAHA you wish)
Selin (☹️)
Selin got into a conversation with skittlime.
"Uh, hi! I'm Selin.."
"Hi! Do you like limes?"
Skittlime asked, pulling out a bag of limes.
'Where did those even come from?' Selin asked herself. "Y-yeah, I love limes!" Selin said from under her hottie sunglasses.
"Hey, can I see your eyes? The rest of you is so beautiful," Skittlime said, his entire body blushing. He reached for Selin's hottie sunglasses.
"No!" Selin yelled, pushing him away. But it was too late. Skittlime pulled off Selin's hottie sunglasses. He started to turn a pale green, and his skin became slightly bumpy. He was turning into a lime!
"Oh jeez, skittlime!" Selin said, turning away. But it was too late. Skittlime was an abnormally large lime, with a bag of limes and hottie sunglasses next to him.
"Dang it!" Limusa screeched. "Always the hot ones! First Perlimeus, and now Skittlime! This couldn't get worse."
Selin (WHYY! WHY DO I ALWAYS TURN HOT PEOPLE INTO LIMES?!?)
"HERAAAAAA!!" Limusa cried
"HERA! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE PLEASE!" Limusa cried. Limusa really wanted a hottie boiiifriend
"WHY!? WHY DO I ALWAYS TURN THE HOTTIE PEOPLE INTO LIMES?!?" Limusa questioned, she was freaking out as she threw her hottie sunglasses back in her face. Hera appeared. "Can you shut up? What do you need?"
"YOU. CURSED. ME. TO. TURN. PEOPLE. INTO. LIMES. AND. I. JUST. TURNED. A. CUTE. GUY. INTO. A. LIME"
"Not my problem kid" and with that, Hera disappeared.
Selin (WTF NOW RHI AND HERA JUST RUINED NY LIFE)
Me (MUAHAHAHA) (I FEEL SO EVIL)
Selin (U R GRARARAR)
Limusa kept wailing. "Heraaaaaaaaaa!" She yelled. "Heraaaaaaaaaaa noooooooooooo!" Zeus heard this on Olympus and perked up like, hey, why is Hera getting all of the attention?
So, Zeus flew down to see what was going on. "Hey, kid, why are you calling for Hera when you got a king god right here?" Zeus said as he burst in, flexing his muscles.
"Limusa!" Zeus said. Even through her disguise, he recognized her. "W- what are you doing here?"
"Your wife is a poop head!" Selin said.
"Yeah, that sucks. Listen, Limusa-"
"Slin."
"Slin. Listen Slin- we could still hang out! Stop chasing this stupid mortal and hang with the king of the gods!" Zeus bragged, putting his arm around Limusa.
"But he was a hot mortal!" Slin complained, hugging Skittlime the lime.
"Well, am I not hottie?" Zeus asked. Limusa struggled for an answer,
"Well, you are, but Hera might just punish me again," Limusa explained.
"I'll turn you back into Slin!!" Zeus offered. Limusa took a quick moment to think. She thought about skittlime.
Rhi (Ooooooooooo Zeus or Skittlime, sof) (IF SHE PICKS SKITTLIME ZEUS CURSES HER EVEN MORE!! BUT IF SHE CHOOSES ZEUS HE LOCKS HER IN A DUNGEON AND BETRAYS HER MUAHAHAHAHAH)
"No, I want skittlime, he was heckin hot"
"Fine, suit yourself. Just know what you're missing out on."
"Can you resurrect skittlime already?"
"Ugh, fine"
Zeus waved his fingers, muttered some magic words and -poof- skittlime was alive. "Oh Zeus!!" Slin said, hugging Zeus. Zeus chuckled devilishly. He snapped his fingers and appeared on Olympus, in front of Hera, while Slin was hugging him.
"SLIN!" Zeus fake-yelled. He tried to look surprised. "Hera! Lock her up!"
Hera turned purple with rage. "Limusa! You betrayed my trust!" Hera roared. She stomped over to Slin. She shoved her across the room. Slin slid backwards on her BOOTY and crashed into a statue of Hera. The statue crumbled on top of Slin. "owies," Limusa said, "you're a bully!!!! SKITTLIME!" Limusa screamed, and all of a sudden, a HUGE life flavored skittles appeared on mt Olympus. It slowly transformed into a young hottie boiii. They teleported into a dungeon.
"Woah, Selin, where are we??"
"Mount Olympus! Zeus tricked me!!"
"Oh, do they have good food?"
"WE'RE LOCKED IN A DUNGEON AND YOURE WORRIES ABOUT FOOD!? The lasagna is very good, I recommend it"
Skittlime hugged Limusa tight. "I somehow heard everything while I was a lime!" Skittlime said, a tear running down his face. "You really chose me over Zeus?"
"I love you," Slin blushed.
Meanwhile, in jail on the TV, Frozen was playing, and right after Slin said "I love you," Olaf said, "*GASP* an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart!" Limusa kicked the TV and walked to the cafeteria. (It was a big cell.)
As they walked, they heard a voice from the cafe.
"Oh my gawd, Sam! The Lasaggggnaaa is sooo good!" Limusa and Skittlime raced to the cafe.
They saw Limusa's two sisters, Sam and Jen.
Rhi (Did I read your mind Selin 😏)
Selin (Flashbacks) (Flashbacks) (Flashbacks)
"SAM AND JENN WTH DID U DO TO GET HERE?!?" Limusa yelled, "oh skittlime don't listen, I don't want you to hear me yell."
"We heard there was lasagna, we came on purpose," Jen said.
"Well that was dumb... but smart," limusa said, confused with what she was saying. Out of no where, limusa got an idea.
"GOSH I HATE THAT ZEUS! HOW DARE HE DO THAT!" Limusa screamed at the top of her lungs, "HOW DARE HE FRAME ME! HE WAS THE IEN THAT HUGGED ME AND SAID HE LOVED ME MORE THAN HERA!"
Hera had heard, and she came to the cafeteria of the dungeon,
"Uhhhh what?" Hera looked furious from what she heard, "HES CHEATING ON ME?!?! AGAN?!?" Hera was very furious. "Lady Hera! Yes! Please, free me. It was Zeus's fault!"
Hera stormed out of the dungeon. Zeus was gonna pay. He was gonna pay big time.
"ZEUS!"
"Y-y-yes h-honey?"
"YOURE CHEATING ON ME? AGAIN!"
"Uh, got to go, uh, bye"
Zeus ran off.
"I gotta free Limusa! Aww now I feel bad for her! UGH ZEUS I CANT BELIEVE YOU!" Hera ran off to the dungeon and freed limusa and her soon-to-be hottie boiiifriend.
"Go!! I'll make sure Zeus pays for cheating on me for the-" BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP "-time!" Hera told Limusa and Skittlime.
Hera stormed after Zeus. Storming was usually Zeus' job, but Hera was beyond mad. She sent a storm of limes after him, like she did with Limusa. When they got him, they swarmed him and carried him to Olympus.
"I WANT A DIVORCE!" Hera screeched.
"No one has invented divorce yet! Plus-"
"Oh screw you, Zeus! I'm not three hundred years old I know what's going on!" Hera screamed, shoving him.
"But... but Hera!"
"NO, ZEUS! IM TIRED OF YOU HAVING AFFAIRS WITH MORTAL WOMEN!! IM DONE!!!"
"Hera!" Zeus tried to chase her, but Hera was gone.
"Slin," he mumbled to himself. "Slin is going to pay."
THE END
Me (THAT CLIFFHANGER AAAAA)
Rhi (end it on a cLIFFHANGER)
Hi, I'm not dead. Selin- BeanBean107 Rhi- BlackFire0972 Me- justsomepoetry06 (my main account) I ate a burrito today at 9:50 PM bc why not. 1353 words
