A long long long long long long long long short time ago, there lived a beautiful princess named Rosemary Blahj.
Selin (Rosemary sounds like a cool kid)
Me (Trueeeee)
Rosemary loved to eat watermelon. It was her favorite. She demanded the castle to only feed her watermelon. But one day, the kingdom ran out of watermelon and Rosemary was angry about that. She went on a journey to find herself some watermelons. "Rosemary! Where do you think you're going!"
"Ugh mommmmm, I'm getting some watermelon, I NEED WATERMELONNNNNN"
With that, Rosemary set off on her quest for watermelon. Rosemary searched far and wide for watermelon. Apparently, it didn't grow in the desert where her castle was. After walking 45 feet she broke down on her knees and started to cry. She realized this wasn't going to be as easy as she thought.
Zoe (45 feet) (Even I walk farther than that)
"Why are you crying?" An unrecognized voice asked.
"I can't find watermelons!!!!" Rosemary screamed as she looked up at the... cheese?
"Bobette? Is that you? YOUR MY FAVORITE FAIRYTALE CHARACTER!!!" Rosemary fangirled. "Woah there, calm down. Why are you looking for watermelon?"
"I need watermelon to SURVIVE. It also tastes really good so like.."
Bobette pulled Rosemary to her feet and told her
"Good luck, the watermelon monster, the creator of ALL watermelons, has died. There is no more watermelon left in this entire world"
Me (DUN DUN DUNNNN)
Selin (NOOOOOO THE WATERMELON!!)
Zoe (-screams-
-dies-)
Rosemary stared at Bobette with wide eyes. It wasn't before long until tears started to violently all from her eyes. Rosemary was devastated!
"Oh my god, Bobette! That can't be true! Please there has to be another way!!"
"Wellllllllllllllllllllllll," Bobette said
"PLEASE BOBETTE!" Rosemary begged.
"Fine! I'll tell you!" Bobette gave in.
"Go north 600 feet then turn right on Thisisntastreet Ave and you'll find a watermelon farm."
Rosemary thanked Bobette and they went their separate ways.
Zoe (I just laughed so hard I choked)
Rosemary started yet another journey for Thisisntastreet Ave. she knew it would be hard, but she was willing to do this for the watermelon. After 300 days, she reached thisisngastreet Ave and realized one thing! It wasn't a street, Rosemary had a new challenge to face.
Zoe (300 days?!?!?!)
Erin (Yes)
Selin (Yes.)
Erin (She's a determined girlie. She really wants her watermelons)
Zoe (Ok then)
Standing right in front of her was a giant watermelon, standing 701728292020393938 feet tall.
"Uh hi? Imma just scoot scoot on past you, sound good?"
The beast growled
"Ok, probably didn't sound too good to you."
Rosemary ran for it, past the monster and into the watermelon farm.
Zoe (Why not just kill he beast and eat him?)
Me (Bc it's 701728292020393938 feet tall and could kill her in .0000000000000001 seconds)
She was almost there until she got stopped by the beast. It grunted. She looked up and saw eyes and a biggg mouth. She screeched. The beast looked at her confused.
"Please! I just need watermelon! I can't live without it!"
And beast made a noise that kinda sounded like "ohhh"
And then it started to puke all over her. Although it wasn't puke, IT WAS WATERMELON!!
Erin (I'm so sorry idk why I think of this stuff)
Zoe (Selin and I ain't happy with dat puke is baaaad) (I'm scared of ur mind)
Rosemary was TERRIFIED of puke. She knew it was just watermelon but she was stills screaming for help. The beast frowned as Rosemary ran away. Rosemary now hated watermelon, and she set out for a new favorite fruit.
Zoe (Limes)
Erin (OH MY GOD LIMES!! SHE CAN MEET LIMUSA OML)
Selin (Yes. I was hoping this would happen)
Zoe (YASSSSS)
She found a women wearing hottie sunglasses(tm) and asked her
"Hey, I just got covered in watermelon and now I hate it. What's a good replacement fruit?"
"LIMES. YOU CAN MAKE LIMEADE AND UHH, LIMEADE"
"SOUNDS HECKIN GOOD TO ME!"
Rosemary was extremely happy. She looked at Limusa's hottie sunglasses and screamed
"YAAAAAAS QWEEEEN"
At the top of her lungs.
Me (**YASQUE KEEEN)
"Look away child," said limusa, and Rosemary looked away. Limes took off her beautiful hottie sunglasses that everyone is jell jell of. She looked down at the grown and turned some dirt into limes, then she threw on her hottie sunglasses.
"Here child, limes are limicious,"
"Thank you o great limusa! I'll make sure everyone in my kingdom knows about you!"
Rosemary gave limusa one last hug before turning around and heading back to her kingdom. There, she learned that everyone is allergic to limes and she ended up killing everyone. She lived happily ever after by herself in a huge castle.
THE END
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