Once upon a lime, young cheesy it was looking out at the booful sunset with cheesy whiz. Cheesy whiz and Young Cheesy were madly in love.
"C-cheesy whiz senpai?"
"Y-yes young cheese it Chan?"
"I like you, I like you a lot," Young cheese it blurted out, a red blush taking over his face.
"That's fun" cheesy whiz said, walking away.
Me (I am sorry father, for I have sinned. I'm making a fan fiction ab cheese)
Young Cheese it was beyond embarrassed. Tears formed at the boy's eyes. He started bawling his eyes out. He was devastated, his life long crush didn't feel the same way he felt about her.
Selin (Poor boiii)
Me (Vvvv poor boiii)
Cheese whiz was going over all the ways she could respond to Cheese It at school tomorrow. Cheesy whiz's dad walked into her room while she was thinking.
"Uh, Cheesy Whiz..? What are you doing?"
"YOUNG CHEESE IT LIKES ME!!"
"Oh that's cool"
Cheesy Whiz began heading to bed, her thoughts completely focused on young cheesy it, but the next day at school, she found Kurt he had run away, far far away, like really far away, like dude, he went extremely far. CheeZy whiz was devastated, and she set out to look for him. Cheesy whiz traveled far and wide. She then got bored. She was gonna turn back until she heard a soft voice. She turned her back and it was a blonde, soft spoken girl that looked like a Barbie doll.
"Where did you come from?!?!"
Then she disappeared.
"Wha- that was weird"
"Uh, I'm still here!"
"Oh there you are. Wait, who are you?"
"I'm Barbie!" She said in a overly cheery voice.
"Oh cool"
"Do you want to come in my fashion dream house?" Asked Barbie.
"Uh"
What should she say?? She doesn't even know who this chick is!! The smartest answer is to say no thank you she told herself.
"Sure!"
"Cool! Follow me!"
Little did she know that Barbie was truly Limusa trying to get more friends because she was very lonely. CheeZy whiz followed Barbie inside of a huge pink house. It looked beautiful.
"Oh this is my hottie boiiifriend ken!" Barbie said, but it was turkey skittlime.
Cheesy Whiz gasped!
"Turkey Skittlime?!?!?!?"
"How do you know me?!" Turkey Skittlime exclaimed.
"Idk, just felt like that was your name and I guessed right."
"Hm, seems perfectly reasonable!"
"Wait soo.. your limusa?" Cheesy whiz asked.
"Yes," said Limusa
"Why didn't you tell me!!"
"Bc I want friends!!" Limusa cried.
"Oh...that's chill we can be buds"
"YAYYY!!!" Limusa yelled. She was ecstatic! Finally, someone wanted to be her friend!
"Wait, you actually want to be my friend?"
"Uhh, yeah!"
"AWESOME!"
"Can you help me get this guy to like me?"
"OF COURSE! LOVE IS MY FORTE!"
Limusa went on and on about all of her stories. She told Cheese It about her affair with Zeus, Skittlime, and who could forget that hottie Perseus? (He was married, but whatever. He got her hottie sUNGLASSES!!)
"So, thanks, Limesa," Cheese It said. "But how will this help me with Cheesy Whiz?"
"LimOOsa not LimEEsa," Limusa said, scowling. "Plus, there were al lot of great tips in there! Like, change what you look like, lie to people, stuff like that. I told you I'm a love expert," Limusa flipped her hair, then walked away.
"What am I going to do?" Cheese It asked herself.
"Hey there! I'm Barbie!" A happy voice rang from behind her. "I've been dating Ken for 4168162625272 years now! I'm the love expert."
Cheesy it whipped around
"Who the chips are you?"
"I'm Barbie!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ok"
"Help me, Limusa cuts off my skin daily and uses it to look like me. She's keeping me here, there is no escape. Help"
Barbie started sobbing at Cheese It's feet.
"Ok then..."
Erin (WHY SOF WHY)
"What do I do then?" Cheese It asked.
"Confront her! Get my skin back!" Barbie demanded.
"Where does she take it from?" Cheese It asked, but regretted it as soon as she said.
"My hips," Barbie sobbed. She... she... oh wait," Barbie stood there for a second, paralyzed.
"Barbie?"
"She makes my hips look HOT. Never mind."
Cheese It rolled her eyes.
"Grand gesture," Barbie said as she walked out the door.
"hUH?"
Barbie smiled. "To show someone you love them, make a grand gesture."
"Oh."
"Bye now, i have to go make out with Ken," Barbie skipped off.
Cheese It sat there bewildered, wondering how the hell barbie skipped off without knees.
"APRIL FOOLS!" She screamed as Limusa walks in
"Did you know that I hate carpets?"
"No one cares."
"Whatever."
"Wait, so, barbie, how are your hips so HOT," Cheese It asked.
"Concealer."
THE END
(SOON TO COME: CHEESE IT'S QUEST)
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