One upon a like (yes, once again lime) there was a Asian bean named Slin.
Rhi (That was a typo but leave it)
Selin (WHYYYYYY)
Rhi (Sof your turn)
Slin was a magical witch, with the power to turn everyone into limes. She was like Medusa but everyone called her "limusa".
Me (I legit just snorted bc of how hard I laughed when I read that)
Selin (XD)
She became Limusa because Zeus had an affair with her, and Hera caught them in her garden of golden apples. Hera was very mad. She sent a storm of limes after Slin, turning her into the horrible monster known as, Limusa.
Rhi (Literally lol) (how do you do that)
Selin (XD it's the story of Medusa but it's with limusa instead)
Rhi (Sorry haha) (I have a v good idea)
Zeus still loved limusa and limusa still loved Zeus. Hera was limusas largest enemy and Slin swore that she would get her revenge.
Erin (I'm afraid of y'all and how you can think of this stuff 😂😂)
Limusa hid in a ditch her entire life, and she could turn people into limes when they look into her eyes. She didn't want to. She tried to befriend animals but they just turned into limes. Limusa was very sad. But the limes were good for one thing! Limeade! She made limeade stands and sold limeade to people but whenever they approached her stand, they were turned to limes. The limeade would always be a waste.
Me (This is even better than the last one)
Selin (It is XD)
Meanwhile, in the kingdom of Limeopolis, King Lime was flirting with Danalime, Perlimeus' mother. King Lime threatened to kill Danalime if she did not marry him, and Perseus put a stop to it. He said to his mother, "If I find Limusa, I can turn the king and his subjects into limes! We'll have limeade for days!"
"Oh, Perlimeus, honey, you'll die! No man has come back safe from trying to kill Limusa!"
"I'll be the first one to return alive! Anything to stop that scum bag from marrying you!" And with that, Perlimeus set off.
One fateful day, Perlimeus found Limusa.
"Look away child!" Limusa warned, "what do you want from me?" She asked
"I want to kill you so I could save my mother!" Perlimeus said, "I'll have limeade for days!"
"Please! No! Find me some hottie sunglasses and I will come with you to your home and help you! If you find me hottie sunglasses, I can't turn people into limes unless I take them off!" Limusa explained.
Erin (What has this turned into and why am I Friends with you guys)
Cad (I dont know help)
Me (we all need help)
Selin (That's it, I'm going into school with hottie sunglasses and a sack of limes tomorrow)
Me (YES PLZ)
Selin (...is Rhi gone?)
Erin (Yes. She got taken by Limusa)
Perlimeus was a kind soul so, he went to the Lime Farmer's market to find Limusa some sunglasses. He found the perfect pair- Green tinted lenses and lime frames. He paid with limes, obviously, and ran back to Limusa's cave. When Limusa saw the sunglasses, she squealed with delight. "These are perfect!" She danced around with her eyes shut so she wouldn't turn Perlimeus into a lime. "These are absolutely marvelous! I will help you and your mother, Perlimeus, if I get to keep these sunglasses!"
"Of course you can have them!" Perlimeus said. "I got them for you!"
Cad (she dead af) (OH BOY)
Selin (Hehe thx for the hottie sunglasses)
Rhi (Lol you're welcome)
Selin (Tbh tho, if I danced around with my eyes shut I would have died from crashing into a wall violently)
Erin (W h a t)
Perlimeus turned around and that was his biggest mistake. Limusa had opened her eyes to get a better look at the hottie sunglasses and looked up a Perlimeus. Perlimeus was turned instantly into limes. He had failed. Limusa ran over to his cold, lifeless limes and started softly weeping.
Cad (NO NO NO)
Me (YES YES YES)
Erin (Bean, I will get you hottie sunglasses. I will m a k e you hottie sunglasses)
Cad (IT CANT,, SNIFF,,, END LIME THIS)
(**LIKE)
Me (NO)
Rhi (PRAY TO ZEUS)
Me (THAT PUN WAS GREAT)
Cad (LIME FITS TOO THO)
Erin (IsnxjdjdkHDNXIDJDKX)
Rhi (STUPID LIMUSA)
Limusa wasn't "softly" weeping for long. She started sobbing loudly, so loud that Hera has heard. Hera came and told Limusa she had felt bad for what she had done. Hera thought of all the other times Zeus had cheated on her. She gave Limusa the ability to control her powers and she brought young Perlimeus back to his human form. Limusa was thrilled and immediately put back on the glasses.
"We will sacrifice all the limes to you!" Perseus leaped with excitement and gratefulness.
Hera scrunched up her nose. "Uh, no thanks," she said awkwardly.
Perseus bowed. "I will have my mother sacrifice half our meals to you, O great Hera. Thank you, lady."
Hera did a small curtsy, then turned into a bird and soared away.
"Let's kick some King Lime butt!" Limusa cheered, putting her sunglasses on and hugging Perseus. And with that, they ran off to the city of Limeopolis.
Selin (This is an amazing story I must tell Mrs. cox about)
Along the way, Perlimeus and Limusa came across a girl chained to a lemon.
"Uh, dude, check this out," Perlimeus said, nudging limusa.
"We should save her!!"
"Uh excuse me, why are you chained to a giant lemon?"
"Ugh, my mom was an idiot and now Poseidon is punishing ME instead of HER. I hate her so much. He's sending a giant juicer to kill me."
Perlimeus looked at Limusa, "How about you save this girl while I cower in the corner? Cool! Sounds like a plan!"
Limusa went up to the girl and turned the chain into a lime. The chain no longer could hold her.
"What is your name, child?" Limusa asked.
"AnnaBELL," the girl said
"Oof," said limusa and they skipped off forgetting about Perlimeus
THE END
Erin (Did they get married?)
Selin (Idk)
Selin- BeanBean107 Erin- ChristianEmoMemesKid Cad- cadisadork Rhi- BlackFire0972 Me- justsomepoetry06 (That's my main account btw)
(This was 1056 words, wow)
