Once upon a lime, there was a young zucchini named Boop. Boop loved hanging out with the cucumbers, because they had like 50 piercings and leather jackets. Boop always tried to fit in by pretending she was a cucumber. Boop didn't know that all of the cucumbers hated her. They would always talk about how much she tried to fit in by getting piercings and wearing 50 leather jackets at once.
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But Boop loved hanging out with the cucumbers. One day the lead cucumber had an idea.
"I have an idea," Brittany, the head cucumber told her posse. "We go to Boop's house, and rip up all of her leather jackets," she smiled like she was waiting for applause.
"How about we kill her family and feed them to her?" A random cucumber suggested.
"Yay!!!" The entire group cheered. Little did they know, Boop was a close friend of Limusa.
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Me (True)
Littler did they know, boop had heard the whole thing.
"Limusa!!"
"What is it?"
"I need you to kill some cucumbers"
"I'm on it," Limusa says, throwing aside her hottie sunglasses.
Limusa marched. up to those cucumbers and did something that she will regret forever. She looked into a mirror.
Me (OH MY GOD) (OH MY GOD)
She had turned herself into a lime.
Me (A A A A A A A)
Rhi (OMG OMG OMGGGGG)
Dee (IKR)
Boop weeped over Limusa. She wailed and wailed until Hades came.
"Yo," he said.
"My- she-" Boop stuttered.
"Oh, you want to be human," Hades said, not seeing Limusa. "Well, kid, here ya go," he snapped his fingers and Boop turned into a stunning young woman with long auburn hair and a flowing green dress.
"But... Limusa," she cried to Hades.
"Oh." He said. "Well, I'll make you a deal, kid. You come with me to my castle during the months Persephone's gone, and I'll revive her."
"Deal," Boop agreed immediately.
Boop and Hades teleported to the underworld.
"Who's that?" Boop asked, pointing to a dead guy.
"Idk kid"
"Who's that?" She asked again, pointing to someone else.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP?"
After a long time of hades screaming at Boop they got to their destination.
Before them stood a giant obsidian castle encircled by the river Styx.
"Wow," Boop said. "This is, uh... wow."
"You have a way with words," Hades said flirtatiously.
"Tank."
Hades kissed boop on the head and walked her into the castle.
"Hey do you have a shower?"
"Yeah but..."
"Tank ya byes."
"Wow," Hades got lost in her beauty. "That is, uh... wow."
Boop wandered the halls of the castle trying to find the god dang bathroom. She heard muffled screaming coming from a hall closet. Just as she went to open it, Hades appeared.
"Woah there, don't go opening the closets! Hahaha.."
Boop only had one thought, run.
Boop slowly started walking backwards. That backwards walk turned into a run. Soon boop was running for her life.
"Get back here!" hades yelled.
She was almost out of the underworld when Hades appeared in front of her. He was holding Limusa by her throat. Limusa's face was turning purple under her hottie sunglasses.
"Let her go!" Boop screamed. When she started to cry her tears evaporated. "Please, I'll do anything," she sobbed.
"Prove it," he threw Limusa to the ground.
"Sweetheart honey buns?" A voice said from behind Hades.
"Persephone!" He ran to hug her.
"No, Hades," Persephone stepped to the side. "You almost killed her."
"But sweetheart honey buns..."
"FORGET IT!! WE'RE OVER!!"
Hades cried for all of three seconds. "Welcome, my new wife," he turned to boop.
"You just almost killed my best friend, and you're calling me your wife? Haha, funny joke. Persephone, lets go, you deserve better." Boop started.
And with that, Limusa, Persephone and Boop walked out of the underworld to start their new life.
"I'll get you Boop, you'll pay for what you've done, you'll pay." Hades muttered to himself.
THE END
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