[A/N] before y'all get all snappy on me...I didn't help out with her writers block because she wasn't on OOORRR on face book that much. So don't get all up on my corn stalks! ANYWAYS! I know I'm awesome and all that good stuff. Video on the side is Tyler Oakley's video...enjoy it because he's going to be in this...yeah that's right TYLER OAKLEY BECOMES MAH BEST FRIEND! So enjoy(:
Kate's POV
I've been rocking back and forth all night. Louis fell asleep in the bath tub. Don't ask why. I walk into the kitchen to grab something to eat. WHEN I'M HUNGRY I'M HUNGRY OKAY!?!!? I grab my suit case and look through it. I have a secret stash of chocolate and Capri sun juices. Hey now, don't judge me! I sit on the counter when I hear someone clear their throat. I turn to find Niall staring at me. I gulp and turn away quickly.
"Kate! Please don't tell Vere!" he whispers.
I feel something on my shoulder. I turn to find the hand. I do some weird ninja moves on him and back away.
"DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THAT HAND YOU MASTERBATING LITTLE LEPRECHAUN FREAK!!!!!" I scream.
"SSHSSHSHHH!!" Niall hisses.
Too late. Everyone is already in the room and they brought 'weapons'. Liam brought Vere's turtle pillow pet, Harry brought a pillow, Zayn brought his hair dryer, Louis brought a shower curtain- which I'm not going to put up again- and Vere brought a lamp. There was a lamp in her room?
"WHAT HAPPENED?!" Liam yells.
The guys put down their weapons and looks at us.
"NIALL JAMES HORAN MA-" Niall throws his hand over my mouth.
I immediately punch him in the balls and run for the bathroom in my room. I grab a tooth brush and start brushing my teeth. I grab mouth wash and try to disinfect my mouth. Niall Horan will pay for this!!!
Louis' POV
"Umm...what just happened here?" I ask.
We turn to Vere. She runs for it. She makes it to me and Kate's hotel room. She slams the door and locks it. Looks like we're not getting it out of her. We turn to Niall whose red as a tomato.
"Explain. Now." Liam says.
Niall lets out a sigh and mumbles something.
"What?" Harry asks.
"I WAS SORTA PLAYING WITH MY LITTLE BUDDY AND KATE CAUGHT ME AND FREAKED OUT AND TOLD VERE!!" he screams.
We all look at each other. We burst out laughing. HE GOT CAUGHT MASTERBATING!!! He should have known that he's supposed to be doing that in private!!!
"Niall, Niall, Niall, when will you ever learn? You're supposed to do that in private! And plus it's normal," Liam says.
Looks like we're going to need to talk to the girls about this in the morning.
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Kate's POV
I stayed up the whole night on my lap top. I couldn't sleep. Vere, being the lazy ass she is, fell asleep instantly after she hit the bed. I check the time and it's almost 6 am. Perfect time to go out without the boys knowing. I slide on some random boy shorts, mandals with Nike socks, and put on a hoodie. STARBUCKS TIME! I walk out and bump into someone. I look up and it's Liam. I had a mini heart attack.
"What are you doing up this early?" I ask.
"Getting ready to go back to Nebraska," he says.
"Umm...don't we leave tomorrow morning?" I ask.
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iPhones, Twitter, and One Direction
FanfictionKate and Vere go to the mall in Omaha just to have some fun. What happens when they find One Direction's phones there? Kate and Vere send them on a wild goose chase so they can get it back, but when they finally catch them, will they be so happy?
