iPhones, Twitter, and One Direction

Fireworks and the Popo

[A/N] there is going to be somewhat of a mature part of it. If you don't like reading mature shit then I'll have an authors note warning you. Kay? Kay and if you have a really innocent mind then I suggest you don't read it and I'm pretty sure right now all you dirty minded people are saying "I WANNA READ THAT PART!" and skip. Hahaha you know I'm right. Anyways here's chapter whatever (I really don't know how many chapters we've written)

Kate's POV

I wake up with arms strong around me. I wiggle out and look at my clock. 12 pm. I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG FOR THE FIREWORKS!! I barge into my mom and dad's room. Eww it reeks of almost sex.

"IF YOU GUYS HAD SEX IN HERE YOU'RE CLEANING IT UP!!" I scream.

I slam the door shut and walk into my living room. Tyler is cuddling up with a bag of Doritos on the couch. I grab his glasses and put them on. I FEEL SO AWESOME RIGHT NOW! I turn to the kitchen. Harry is sleeping on the table with a box of fiber one bars. That boy's poop will be green forever.

I walk down stairs to the first room. Korey and Zayn are sharing a bed. I SOO SHIP THEM! Wait, KOREY IS TRYING TO STEAL ZAYN AWAY FORM TYLER!! THAT BITCH! I close the door and walk to another room. Liam is snuggling with a turtle pillow pet. I roll my eyes and walk back upstairs. I better make some food before they wake up on me being all bitchy.

***

It's almost 5 pm and everyone is still sleeping...what if they died in their sleep? I GOTTA HIDE THEIR BODIES!! Wait, I just saw Harry smile. I go up to him and poke his cheeks.

"Go away," Harry groans.

"Harold if you don't get up I will hit you in the face with a rotten banana!" I yell.

"Fine I'm up! Whoa, is everyone still sleeping?" he asks.

"Yup I've been up for almost 5 hours. I really need to wake them up," I say.

I walk over to Tyler and sit on him. Wow, is he a heavy sleeper too? Harry runs around waking everyone up. I just look at my phone. Louis walks in and glares at Tyler.

"What? I just want his Doritos." I shrug.

I look at Tyler and he has a band-aid on his neck. I poke at it and he shoots up.

"That hurt!" he whines.

"IS THAT A HICKEY!?!?" I scream.

"No, last time I checked Doritos can't give you hickeys!" he snaps.

"Then what happened there?" I ask.

"I kinda took a hot..." he mumbles the last part.

"What?" Louis says.

"I TOOK A HOT GLUE GUN TO THE NECK OKAY!" he yells.

"AGAIN!?" I yell.

"Yeah. I wanted my bow tie to look cute okay!?" he says pushing me off.

"You're such an idiot! And I think Korey is trying to steal your man," I wink at him.

"No he's not, my man's right here," he says pointing to the Doritos.

"I meant your other man, *cough* Zayn *cough*" I say.

"OHH HELLLLL NAAH!" Tyler says running down the stairs.

He stumbles and face plants onto the ground. By now, everyone is staring at him. We all double over in laughter.

"Ha-ha-ha very funny." he says sarcastically.

I look at the time on the wall. 8:00 already?

"BITCHES! WE GOTTA GET READY FOR THE BIG BANG BOOM AND NO HARRY IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX. JUST GO GET READY!" I scream.